Oh crap. Looks like I have to pretend break up with my pretend boyfriend Seth Rogen. That's okay, I guess, because Seth Rogen was part of the tradition of Girls Crushing and Fantasizing on Average Looking Dudes.
I still think he's damn cute and want to pretend marry him. But, you know, I don't think I want to have his pretend babies if he's going to name our pretend daughter Duela Dent.