When MC Hammer's album Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em was released, I couldn't understand why
a) MC Hammer would hurt anyone! Why does someone have to ask MC Hammer to not hurt anyone?
b) Alternately, how could hammering them be less painful then hurting them? I thought hammering people caused a lot of pain!
Years later, I realized it was just code for "Hammer, don't make them dance too hard, because you can do that, you know!", but by then he was just "Hammer", and became a co-host of Paul and Jan Crouch on Trinity Broadcast Network.