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Sploops

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I don't get it
« on: September 21, 2006, 07:51:45 PM »
What don't you get.  What is it that all of your friends/peers seem to love but you just can't see the appeal?  You can't get into it despite really trying to.
I'll give you a couple of things I don't get off the top of my head.
1.) All this indie pop stuff Tom plays, e.g. Ted Leo, Flaming Lips, GBV.  I don't get it. But don't get me wrong, I love so-called "indie Rock."  I love Pavement.  I love Sonic Youth or whatever.  But this jiggly jaggly pop stuff, I don't know... I guess it just doesn't ROCK enough for me.  I don't get it.
2.) Wedgie porn.  What's up with that?  Personally, thongs kinda gross me out.  It's just uncomfortable looking and they're just... way up there.  It's disturbing.  I don't get it.
3.) People calling the internet the internets or the interwebs.  I thought adding a superfluous S to words went out with yo moms.  I don't get it.

So - What don't YOU get?

Laurie

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2006, 08:06:08 PM »
I can tell you why I call the "internet" the "internets." See, Bush coined the term "internets" during that Town Hall debate thingamajig. I was already pretty well drunk due to the Talking Points drinking game. I laughed so hard I vomited.

I usually talk about how a website is on "one of the internets." It amuses me.

I'll tell you what I don't get. I don't get cell phones. I leave my house occasionally so I don't have to talk to people. It's awesome. Ugh. I have one for emergency usage only, not to chat with people while on the train. Hi, that's what books and magazines are for. For reading on on public transportation. Duh.

Sploops

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 08:24:48 PM »
While I'm on it, another internet thing I don't get - Lame internet humor.  It eats it's own tail and echoes throughout the net for months and months, like a "meme" if you will. Whatever that it is.  But usually the trend will eventual die. Example: Chuck Norris - I think that one has run it's course. 
But the perennial favorites that never seem to go out of style - Robots pirates ninjas and monkeys or robot ninja pirate monkeys or any other combination of it.  Huh?  Is merely injecting the word ninja into something funny?  I don't get it.

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 10:38:40 PM »
Religion. Dave Eggers. The Libertines and anything related.
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Grimlock

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2006, 11:53:40 PM »
I came home late one night and my cat was in the process of doing a mob-style hit on a gigantic bumblebee and I asked her "Hey, what are you doing there!" and she said "mind your own bees whacks."

I DON'T GET IT  :'(

John Junk

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2006, 08:40:47 PM »
Nic Harcourt.  The Pipettes.  That thread about somebody named "Gina Trapani" or something.

Tom Scharpling

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2006, 11:29:24 PM »
Sploops -

Just curious - what music should I be playing from 'today'?

Not judging - I just want to know your tastes...

Tom.

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2006, 09:23:42 AM »
Tom,

I think you should *only* play the Sugarhill Gang.

Also, bring back the Rockford Files song, please, I miss it.

R

KickTheBobo

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2006, 07:52:50 PM »
things I don't get:

- Cheerleader Music (usually out of Williamsburg) / Pots & Pans Music (usually out of Olympia)
- cell phones
- breast implants
- sushi
- Napolean Dynomite
- how people can STILL be kicking the black plastic-framed glasses
- post-modernism
- Red Bull
- Soup & HALF sandwich
- laptop musicians

Josh

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 01:01:40 AM »
I don't get:

 - why those children's shoes with retractable wheels in the soles aren't in adult sizes yet.
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Laurie

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 07:58:41 AM »
I don't get:

 - why those children's shoes with retractable wheels in the soles aren't in adult sizes yet.

Because people like me have small feet and can rock those shoes. Mwa ha ha.

I don't get platform flip-flops. No sirree.

I don't get how Superboy Prime can PUNCH time and bring back Jason Todd. Boo, DC comics. BOO, I say. Although I must admit, I would like to see all three little birds start up a Birds of Prey-esque operation, only a little more violent and crazed.

Tyrannosaurus Rocks

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2006, 06:42:34 PM »
Prime can punch anything. He once punched god, but then it turned out later it was actually just Batman DRESSED UP as God, from a different Earth. Also, Batman from a different planet turned out to be Wonder Girl, but then it was a clone of Wonder Girl mixed with Batman.
Who ever heard of a dinosaur with a head full of grease and an out of tune guitar?

Laurie

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 06:57:24 PM »
Prime can punch anything. He once punched god, but then it turned out later it was actually just Batman DRESSED UP as God, from a different Earth. Also, Batman from a different planet turned out to be Wonder Girl, but then it was a clone of Wonder Girl mixed with Batman.

I don't dislike alternate Earth storylines, per se. I love Cable & Deadpool, for example. Ooh, and Cartoon Network's old Justice League? The Justice Lords arc ruled. And I go apeshit over Elseworlds stories. Why, yes, I bought the whole Red Son line of action figures.

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2006, 09:57:55 PM »
I wish I had time for comics now that I have money for comics, as, when I was younger, I had no money for comics, but more than enough time.

Someday I'll be making comics, and then I'll have time for comics, and money for comics. And I won't have to pay income taxes for comics. I hope you like comics about cowboys and messiahs and mythology and wandering and allusions to The Song Of Roland, because boy-howdy.

Also, I was making a joke more on how Alternate Earth's are the ad-hoc retcon of the DC Universe. I don't read comics, only every once in a while do I read a couple in the store or in our library, which luckily stocks some trade paperbacks. But whenever I go online to read up on what's been happening, I'm always stunned by how many times they retcon a good idea with a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE idea, and then it fails, and they re-retcon it to something else because of hypnotism or something. Alternate Earth can be good stuff.

Also, Deadpool  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 8)
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bookem_dan-o

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Re: I don't get it
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2006, 05:27:29 AM »
- Ditto on Nic Harcourt. Am I missing something here? Why does every "intelligent" person i know (outside of WFMU listening circles, of course) think that this guy is the second coming of John Peel? My co-worker listens to "Morning Becomes Eclectic" every damn day (without headphones, of course), and he plays the most generic, safe, self-consciously "hip" upper-middle-class pablum 90% of the time.  Anything that purports itself as being "eclectic" is almost invariably NOT eclectic, and certainly highly uninteresting. So what's the appeal of this dork?

- KCRW. See above. And besides, how can a station claim to be "listener supported" when I always hear bumpers for beer and car companies in between breaks?

- Coffee...and hot drinks in general. If I want hot liquids in my mouth, I'd rather have soup.

- Text-messaging. How do people have actual conversations using that annoying "T9" keypad crap?

- "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius". I like McSweeney's. And I like the idea of Dave Eggers. But I don't like this book. I might be tainted because at 7 years old, I had to experience the suffering and prolonged death of my mother from lung cancer, but still, I fail to see the appeal of this book even from a technical standpoint.

- Messenger bags.

- Square-toed shoes.

- Frank Kozik. I collect gigposters, and i like comic-style art, but I've never found Kozik's work to be anything but amateurish and contrived. His bad typography especially (and not "good" bad, like Art Chantry or something), just kills me.

- People who talk on cellphones like it's a conch-shell. Maybe it's a regional thing, but in my town, lots of people hold the earpiece up to thier ear, like normal, when they're listening to the caller, but when they talk back to them, they pull the earpiece OFF thier ear, and hold the phone in front of thier face and mouth. What the fuck is that all about? It looks completely stupid. Does this trend have origins from some hiphop video or something?