Possible award and nominees: Best means of disposing a person who has drawn your ire (Hate Pit, Space Shuttle, Submarine, Mobile Trap Door That Launches People and Burger King Welded Shut And Dropped Into A Volcano).
Best member of ABBA? Would Tom be able to pick one?
I don't know if this sort of thing is possible, but due to his history and repeated interactions with its people, I'd like to see Paul F. Tompkins awarded Honorary Newbridge Citizenship.
I'm still hoping that "The Nemmies" catches on as the unofficial nickname for the awards, since "Secret Sonta" and "fon fiction" haven't taken hold yet.