Now You're An Ex-Friend! (and a Ghost!)

[samir]

eventually, i found out she was half filipino/black.  this explained her selective "im asian, im black" attitude.

I have a similar problem as a Brindian

[folksnake]

Sarah, -that's a weird story.  That's pretty precocious Junoesque of you, renting your own room at 15.

Fixed!

[Sarah]

Ah, but I had more sense than to get preggers.

[jane]

...when i arrived home on my birthday days later, my entire room was decorated in spongebob squarepants.  i had a new bedspread, sheets, and pillow case to break in that nite.  i also got to share my bed with an inflatable patrick doll who kept hitting the spongebob squarepants poster on the wall.  then she disappeared for three/four years.

she called two nites ago. 
who cares??

aw, she sounds sweet.  I think you should have her over again.  She might even bring over the Squidward doll to keep Patrick company.

I recently got an e-mail from a Japanese friend, asking me if I wanted to do "pirates" with her on Tuesday nights.  At first I thought she was talking about some weird Pirates of the Caribbean Cos-play until I realized she just meant taking an exercise class.

[folksnake]

I recently got an e-mail from a Japanese friend, asking me if I wanted to do "pirates" with her on Tuesday nights.  At first I thought she was talking about some weird Pirates of the Caribbean Cos-play until I realized she just meant taking an exercise class.

You could sell this to SalesGenie--it's right in their wheelhouse!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

I think you should have her over again.  She might even bring over the Squidward doll to keep Patrick company.

ugh

[John Junk]

Maybe she was in LOVE with you! 

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Maybe she was in LOVE with you! 

maybe!  but im much more attracted to drunk, dirty, sad, lonely, writers (and their cats).

[John Junk]

  last but not least, i mentioned in passing an instance in which i was hanging out with my much younger brother watching spongebob squarepants and i found a bit in it funny.  when i arrived home on my birthday days later, my entire room was decorated in spongebob squarepants.  i had a new bedspread, sheets, and pillow case to break in that nite.  i also got to share my bed with an inflatable patrick doll who kept hitting the spongebob squarepants poster on the wall.

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"He's wearing the shirt I got him!"

[Andrea]

Wow.  Maybe it is a regional thing, but I have always said "boogers," not "boogies."  Hooray for Julie & Jackie.

My ex-friending happened today, so I am still reeling a bit.  I was talking to an acquaintance at school, a fellow I have known for five years, who I briefly dated in high school and decided to "stay friends" with.  He has always said that he was a Democrat, though "fiscally conservative."  I mentioned that I had caucused for Obama, and he said, "I'm not a racist, but I would have a hard time voting for a black candidate."

Yuck.  Is there any phrase more disgusting than "I'm not a racist, but"?

You're a ghost!

[Phantom Hugger]

Wow.  Maybe it is a regional thing, but I have always said "boogers," not "boogies."  Hooray for Julie & Jackie.

My ex-friending happened today, so I am still reeling a bit.  I was talking to an acquaintance at school, a fellow I have known for five years, who I briefly dated in high school and decided to "stay friends" with.  He has always said that he was a Democrat, though "fiscally conservative."  I mentioned that I had caucused for Obama, and he said, "I'm not a racist, but I would have a hard time voting for a black candidate."

Yuck.  Is there any phrase more disgusting than "I'm not a racist, but"?

You're a ghost!

...and you are a ghost buster. Good for you.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

  last but not least, i mentioned in passing an instance in which i was hanging out with my much younger brother watching spongebob squarepants and i found a bit in it funny.  when i arrived home on my birthday days later, my entire room was decorated in spongebob squarepants.  i had a new bedspread, sheets, and pillow case to break in that nite.  i also got to share my bed with an inflatable patrick doll who kept hitting the spongebob squarepants poster on the wall.

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"He's wearing the shirt I got him!"

a serious consideration im sure, but no sponge cake?!

[dave from knoxville]

Down here it's boogers. Boogie is something we do when Hank Jr plays on the jukebox.

[Pat K]

Yuck.  Is there any phrase more disgusting than "I'm not a racist, but"?

You're a ghost!

I love that. I was just talking to someone about that the other day, about how whenever someone says "I'm not a racist...", what they really mean is: "Get ready for me to say something really really racist." This seems to happen to me almost daily, either at work or when I'm just out and about. 

Earlier this week, out of nowhere at work: "Now Pat, you KNOW I'm not a racist, but what is up with black people who date white people all the time?" 

Unfortunately, you can't really ghost people where you work without quitting your job.

[erika]

I deleted this because it just depresses me to read it.