I did something like that except what I did was watch Season 1, then randomly catch the latest episode of Season 5 in a hotel room and then fill in the blanks in my mind:
McNulty is gonna get canned and hated on by everyone, or kill himself or something.
The lady-cop lady got ditched by her girlfriend but not before gettin in over her head with an in vitrio fertilization baby thing with her girlfriend (

) but lady cop lady is the one that gave birth, that's why she still gets visitation rights, even though lady cop lady's ex-girlfriend is the one with the money that's why the kid mainly stays with her (




).
Holy Smokes! Sinewy guy that runs everything divorced his fancy wife and is now with McNolte's booty-call D.A.! WTF
4 years later they finally busted that senator and then he got off by playing to the bleachers.
McNolte and mini-furniture guy became way-tight bros and think they're above the chain of command and now are toying with the entire city in order to crack theWire code on this text message thing, but by the time they figure it out, shit will be out of control and they'll have shit on them.
There's all this stuff about the Baltimore Sun that's just embarrassing and probably everyone wishes it would go away, am I right?
There's different kids now.
Someone hurt Omar's leg but he's still killing people and scaring them.
All caught up!!