Mensa's top 10 smartest TV shows

[Richard_From_CHI]

Seinfeld?!? Seriously?

[Julie]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

I lied.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

[Julie]

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

Plans for March:

1) Attempt to become the first person to join Mensa out of pure spite.
2) Vote for better TV shows.
3) Have "respect for people who can do things I can do."

Maybe you should try to have respect for common slobs like me who can do things you can't do, too.

[Julie]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

And yet when she calls, she still stutters and mumbles like she has frontal lobe damage.

That's because I'm socially awkward. And drunk.

[Julie]

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

She may not be THE devil, but she certainly torments the hell out of my ears, qualifying her to be MY devil, at the very least. Also, her icon is of the worst part of a dog.

PS: If she is hot, all is forgiven. This applies to all women who want to torment me.

I am morbidly obese and have pimples all over my back. I have back breasts. My hair is oily, thin, dull, and straigt. But I do have straight teeth. I love my dog's snout. I hate you. I am going to call as often as I can just so that my voice and stupid way of talking plagues your dreams.