My friend has a neighbor he's pals with who does a lot of party drugs and has weird, awful, decadent friends. This is the same friend I made a ghost back when I was The John Junk 1.0 Anyway, On one occasion one of these neighbor-friends strolls into my buddy's house in her pajamas, tripping on shrooms, lolls around on a chair while we talk about stuff, and at the mention of Ron Paul's weird roadside signs, she suddenly announces "I registered as a republican so I could vote for Ron Paul!" Just great. The tripping hipster's candidate.