Jason -
Now that the NJ DMV has gone computerized, things go pretty fast there. Don't fear the Jersey DMV!
I cannot speak for the New York DMV, but I can only imagine that it is a nightmare.
Suck it one more time, NY!
Tom.
I've had moments at the DMV in East Orange recently that were so smooth and easy and fast that I was like, "Oh! Really?? That's it?? I'm done??? Thank you - I LOVE you!!"
Now, the Rhode Island DMV in Pawtucket? That's like the Vestibule of Hell.
East Orange sounds like Boston, as insane as that may be to believe. Every experience I have had with the Massachusetts RMVs has been mind-bogglingly smooth, courteous, and all those other good things you never would expect. The first time I registered a car in Massachusetts, I got back to work and promptly sent them a glowing note of thanks for their service. Total gracious pros, all.
I do feel you re. the Rhode Island DMVs, though, TL. Nightmare s hit, to be sure. It blew my mind that I could walk into the one in Providence and not have to go through a metal detector, because those nasty (and that is putting it mildly) clerks were nothing if not ripe for... well... ah... you know where I'm going with this. It has to be some bizarro-world, fractional-modicum-of-service-anti-ethic that gets instilled in all Rhode Island bureaucratic operations, whether it's a motor vehicle registry or a state college registrar's office. Signing up for classes when I was going to URI was as harrowing as getting my driver's license renewed when I still lived in the state. I do not miss it in the least bit.