How does the Hall of Heroes work? Do the cool dead people like Lincoln and Michael Jordan have to hang out there all day in case some boring nobody dead guy wants to come and talk to them? What if Abe Lincoln wants to go be a World War II soldier who fights dinosaurs in Fantasy Land? It doesn't seem fair that being awesome in life means you have to cater to the commoners of the afterlife.
This whole idea has turned me off to heaven. I think I'm just not gonna die now, there's no real upside for me anymore.