Tugboat Richie sounds like a good guy. He sounds a little older than LtP (btw, I've already registered a trademark on "LtP" unbeknownst to LtP), but what he lacks in vigor, he makes up in experience. He also has access to heavy, blunt nautical instruments while all Larry has at his disposal is his digital video camera, some lube, and a box of "love toys."
Tugboat Ritchie in a rout!