Jason just won the thread. But I am determined to use that .gif for something, someday. What was the name of Reggie from Survivor's instructional DVD?
I really am not sure if those are just spastic jazz hands, or if I'm attempting some kind of dick joke. Just for the record. I do vaguely recall releasing the trousers at the exact moment of the photo, though.
I also think those might be tie-dyed shorts, which (if it's true) is probably the most embarrassing fact of all.
Julie, according to that young woman's Facebook profile, she is a professional clown living in North Jersey and she identifies as a conservative Christian. She has the saddest profile photo ever. I really want to post it, but that would be an incredible asshole move.