The Horrible Roommates Thread

[Spoony]

A list of awful roommates...

1- My first roommate was a kid from Tennessee that my school set me up with. He was so stupid he didn't understand how the Simpson's died at the end of every Halloween episode, and returned for the next episode alive. Seriously.

2- An underage alcoholic who would leave his car at a 45 degree angle in the driveway and his legs sticking out of the bathroom.

3- A trigger-happy Potato Gun owner with a hatred for the neighbors.

4-Another with an indoor fetish for fireworks.

5- A compulsive gambler who was once 11G's in the hole. His bookie would come around looking for him and I would have to lie and say he wasn't home while this dude hid in his room. Constables would come around too. He boned me for 500 in electrical when I left. He never switched it over to his name.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

4-Another with an indoor fetish for fireworks.

this played out well in my head

[Spoony]

4-Another with an indoor fetish for fireworks.

this played out well in my head

Played out horribly outside my bedroom every Saturday morning. He was a New Zealander. Those Kiwi's are crazy.

[dave from knoxville]

A list of awful roommates...

1- My first roommate was a kid from Tennessee that my school set me up with. He was so stupid he didn't understand how the Simpson's died at the end of every Halloween episode, and returned for the next episode alive. Seriously.

You promised not to tell!

[Spoony]

The young man in question was from Union, TN. He did not do your state proud, Dave. He was the one who took me to see the Insane Clown Posse.

I understand those Union boys are a breed apart though.