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Hate Pit Jukebox!
« on: May 15, 2008, 08:51:32 AM »
Songs that make you say "ugh boy" when you hear them. Here are a couple of my most hated:

"Black Velvet" -Alannah Myles
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance" -Don Henley

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 09:21:56 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 09:27:25 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvtwKb4p4gc

i know what you mean, when i hear the opening chords of that song i think "oh god, how am i going to make it through this?"

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 09:55:59 AM »
I busked 4 Non-Blondes in Union Square a few years ago as part of a thing that I was doing for another thing.
I wrote this at the time:

WHAT’S UP? (4 Non-Blondes):
My assessment: The only thing that saves this song from the land of the unlistenable is that Linda Perry chose three good chords for the only three chords she plays in the whole song – A, Bm, and D – that’s a pretty hard progression to argue with. Sometimes, when I wonder how the hell she got where she is today, I have to remember that she at least knows those three good chords, and how to put them together. That said, I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed, just to get it all out, what’s in my head, and I’m… AAAAArgh! It’s this friggin’ song that’s still stuck in my head!! It seems that out of the five I chose, it’s the one that’s most stuck in other people’s heads, too. A few people actually stopped to listen to the entire song this time – some even bouncing and singing along. Lot’s of broad, un-crooked smiles from passersby – I think we discovered a widely held guilty pleasure with this one.
Change received during song: approx. $1.75

Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 11:38:18 AM »
know what you mean, when i hear the opening chords of that song i think "oh god, how am i going to make it through this?"

Yup. It's a night-ruiner. And if the hate pit jukebox has a karaoke feature, it's on there along with Love Shack and that Summer Love song from Grease.

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 11:44:14 AM »
Any southern rock song that trumpets southern pride (see the recently posted West Virginia voters video for further examples of the mindset.)

Charlie Daniels, Long Haired Country Boy, The South's Gonna Do It Again (by "it", he means lynching parties); Lynyrd Skynyrd, Simple Man (he's referring to simple pleasures, like molesting your cousin and then terrifying her into not telling anyone), Sweet Home Alabama, Free Bird; Ozark Mountain Daredevils, If You Wanna Get To Heaven (you got to create posters of Calvin peeing on things you don't like). Horrid.

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 11:54:15 AM »
Any southern rock song that trumpets southern pride (see the recently posted West Virginia voters video for further examples of the mindset.)

Charlie Daniels, Long Haired Country Boy, The South's Gonna Do It Again (by "it", he means lynching parties); Lynyrd Skynyrd, Simple Man (he's referring to simple pleasures, like molesting your cousin and then terrifying her into not telling anyone), Sweet Home Alabama, Free Bird; Ozark Mountain Daredevils, If You Wanna Get To Heaven (you got to create posters of Calvin peeing on things you don't like). Horrid.

or "rock and roll hoochi koo"

 

anything by vanessa carlton, michelle branch, avril lavigne, sheryl crow, kelly clarkson, etc.  (admittedly, i had to google all of these)

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 11:59:43 AM »
Bob Seger. "Old Time Rock and Roll". There was one revelatory moment when I was listening to this on the radio years ago where, after I heard him bellow "don't try to take me to a disco," I realized, hey, you know who's great? Chic.
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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 12:00:41 PM »
"rock on" -david essex


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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 12:02:19 PM »
Bob Seger. "Old Time Rock and Roll". There was one revelatory moment when I was listening to this on the radio years ago where, after I heard him bellow "don't try to take me to a disco," I realized, hey, you know who's great? Chic.

bob seger used to be at the top (or bottom, depending on how you want to look at it) of my musical hate pit since i was a little kid. now don henley is in the top spot.

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 12:16:48 PM »
The Singing Nun's "Dominique" still makes me angry when I hear it (I found it unbearable as a child), but you don't find it on jukeboxes much these days.  Lynyrd Skynrd makes my back go up, especially "Free Bird" (I bear an especial grudge against it because for years I found it boring but unhateworthy--then I paid attention to the words).  I also loathe "Seasons in the Sun," for obvious reasons but also because it's a travesty of the original, which is quite dark and funny.  It, too, rarely appears on jukeboxes nowadays.  For which I'm grateful.

Perhaps I should be responding in a "Hate Pit Muzak!" thread, instead.

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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 12:41:48 PM »
"Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison
"Angel" by Aerosmith
"Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row

Fresh in my mind because I heard all of them while eating lunch at a place near work the other day.

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 12:44:32 PM »
I'm-a throw Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" into the HateBox. The part of the song where he goes "Who's after me now...the IRS?!" is extremely grating to me. Wouldn't just about any other government agency be more apt and frightening for a song about lack of privacy?

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 01:02:46 PM »
"rock on" -david essex



That's 'cause yer listening to the WRONG version!  Everyone knows this is the classic one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mAmLxwhuBcA

My mom would tape Young and the Restless every day and we'd watch it together (yes, I'm a dude, but was fun to have a bonding thing with mom--not to mention the show was friggin' hilarious ("OK, plastic surgeon, make me look like David Hasselhoff or I'll shoot you!  And don't try any funny business while I'm unconscious!"). 

They actually worked this into the show:

"And now, here's Danny Romalotti's new HIT VIDEO!"

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Re: Hate Pit Jukebox!
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2008, 01:11:43 PM »
"rock on" -david essex



That's 'cause yer listening to the WRONG version!  Everyone knows this is the classic one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mAmLxwhuBcA

My mom would tape Young and the Restless every day and we'd watch it together (yes, I'm a dude, but was fun to have a bonding thing with mom--not to mention the show was friggin' hilarious ("OK, plastic surgeon, make me look like David Hasselhoff or I'll shoot you!  And don't try any funny business while I'm unconscious!"). 

They actually worked this into the show:

"And now, here's Danny Romalotti's new HIT VIDEO!"

Genoa City - Wisconsin's Newbridge

def leppard covered this peice of crap too. i'm pretty sure joe elliott wears a duster in the video.