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[A.M. Thomas]

Darryl Strawberry's Chocolate Strawberry 12" single (1987, Macola Record Co.), featuring U.T.F.O. Whistle [‽‽‽] and Richie Rich [‽‽‽].  Autographed in pencil [‽‽‽].

A whole new level of bad.  Lyrics include:

My name is Darryl, I'm a baseball player
One thing I forgot to say-a
When I'm on the field I'm on top of the world
I get screams from all the girls (Dar-ryl!)
Everybody in the stadium, screams for me
Strike one, strike two, but no strike three
When I'm runnin, all the players make space
I run, I slide, and then I'm safe
"Cause you're DEF!" Yo, I ain't soft
I even get paid on my days off
Grandslammer, "Are you as good as they, say?"
I guess you never came to see me play
Any pitch you throw I control it
Lookin for third bass, yo I stole it, that's right
I took it while you wasn't lookin
So give me your beef, homeboy I'm cookin
I can get loose so don't you try
I graduated from Crenshaw High
You can even ask Eric 'Boogie' E

[iAmBaronVonTito]

admittedly, i dont have a picture, but i own a donny and marie osmond record player