Awesomely corny expressions

[AllisonLeGnome]

My former orchestra teacher was an endless source of ridiculous expressions. I might be misremembering it, but my friends and I still try to work "that's a whole different kettle of fish" into conversations.

[samir]

These days, I'm getting a perverse thrill every time I hear Tommy Smyth, the football soccer commentator on ESPN use the expression Back of the Auld Onion Bag!

[emma]

These days, I'm getting a perverse thrill every time I hear Tommy Smyth, the football soccer commentator on ESPN use the expression Back of the Auld Onion Bag!

I don't get it, but that does not prevent me from loving it!

[Sarah]

Does it have to do with the netting on the goal?

[samir]

Correct, Sarah!
He says it when a goal is scored. No idea as to the origins of the phrase, since I've only ever heard it from this one man. But it's so old-fashioned and silly, that I can't help but cheer.

[Turf Out]

i used to work this this lady that would say

"well dip me in shit!"

she would use it in the same way one would say "well i'll be damned"

[joanna]

"well dip me in shit!"

MY FAVORITE. thank you for this.