The Strand - Reviews section

[Emily]

i'm not talking about the hype or the smell or the people, people. i'm talking about the D-I-S-C-O-U-N-T! woohooo! saved meself $12 to put towards more ink squid pasta (yum yum in the tum).

[Fido]

This girl I know works at a public library in a bad part of L.A.  Recently they had a problem with homeless guys fucking each other outside on the side of the building while using mayonnaise as lube in broad daylight.  That's right: Midday Mayo-Fucking. 

That's just crazy. Everyone knows that mayo gets really disgusting when its out in the midday sun.

[Laurie]

Gets? More like is! There are few things more disgusting than mayo. Yes, mayo bum-fucking is one of those things.

[Emily]

but it does wonders for the hair!

[Spoony]

I hear you, yesno.... as good a bookstore as that is, it has BO.

(Book Oder?)

Not as bad a a used, yellowed mayo jar with little hairs stuck on it, but enough to make me avoid it on 90+ degree days.

[Laurie]

OH BARF! I'm trying to eat a grilled cheese sandwich here, you douchebag.

[JonFromMaplewood]

...yellowed mayo jar with little hairs stuck on it...

There is no way anyone could have predicted that a thread about the Strand would end up including a gem like that.

Poor Laurie and her lunch.

[Spoony]

Are you going to eat that? That looks like swiss...

Man, Oh Man, has this ever spun out of control. I'm almost proud.

I'm sorry about the grilled cheese. It was probably delicious.

[B_Buster]

You've got to wonder about the logistics of that act. Did they find the mayo and figure that was the best use they could make of it without cold cuts? Or did one of them carry it around just in case he got lucky?

There's lots of unanswered questions here!

[Spoony]

I guess that's just something a hobo carries around in that polk-dotted hankerchief as part of the Homeless Go-Bag.

[Chris L]

OH BARF! I'm trying to eat a grilled cheese sandwich here, you douchebag.

Then I'm sorry I couldn't get here in time to remind you of this:

[Fido]

Miracle Whip or Hellmann's?

[Fido]

I was just catching up on the show from a few weeks ago. 

Laurie, you cracked me up with:

"I didn't realize hard hat guys were into Werner Herzog." 

Nicely done.

[Spoony]

That was funny. Laurie always busts me up.

[Petey]

i think all the FOTS should hang out one time and walk around NYC going to good bookstores and record stores.