In Honor of George Carlin

[dave from knoxville]

I respected Carlin's talent, and his quick wit, but I haven't really laughed at his stuff much since about 1980. Still, he's left some serious legacy, and so I would like to suggest that in his honor we come up with 7 Words and/or Phrases You Can't Say On the Best Show. I would nominate Monk, Monkfish, and Captain Jack, although some criteria will have to be established for just which phrases make the cut.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Truck Nuts.

[Bryan]

Ken Rogers could help us out with this one. In his absence, I'd suggest Juno. (Or maybe that's just one of the words you can't say on the forum.)

[jbissell]

One word that is said but shouldn't be allowed is Jamesed

[erika]

Package. As in David Booey's package.

Got me GOMPED like a muthafucka.

[namethebats]

Stereolaffs.

edit: I managed to somehow miss the earlier Truck Nutz mention (as well as misspell it - so let's just gloss over that).

[Dan B]

Truck Nutz.

fixed.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Truck Nutz.

fixed.

What was I thinking?!  Thank you, Dan B.

[mokin]

Although it's not forbidden, talking about your kids/babies can be pretty dicey. It's opening yourself up to a gomp or just general derision.

[dave from knoxville]

Wait, does this include Andy from Knoxville? His conversation with Tom seemed pretty convivial.

[mokin]

Andy from Knoxville talked about his kids?

[Susannah]

"Ess Hit," unless you live in Newbridge, Lake Newbridge, Westbridge or any of the surrounding areas.

[Emerson]

"Hello, Tom," in a "funny" or otherwise ominous tone of voice.

[senorcorazon]

"Greasy Funk" might be allowed but it's not cared for.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Wait, does this include Andy from Knoxville? His conversation with Tom seemed pretty convivial.

Tom talked to Andy...which is very different.