Inglorious Bastards

[todd]

RUDE.

Anyway, we'd been fangirling over him for a while, but it really started here.

And then he became our boyfriend here.

And we completely forgot about Alexander Skarsgård at this point.

And then shit just got real.

i feel sick inside

[Kim Kelly]

He was bummed the questions we asked him during the first round were so tame, so we're doing a second round of Ask Eli. I asked him what his favorite Robert Pollard song is (solo or otherwise).

[Matt]

He was bummed the questions we asked him during the first round were so tame, so we're doing a second round of Ask Eli. I asked him what his favorite Robert Pollard song is (solo or otherwise).

I don't think he'd know who Robert Pollard is. So, allow me to answer on his behalf: "Flat Beauty"!

[Kim Kelly]

He was bummed the questions we asked him during the first round were so tame, so we're doing a second round of Ask Eli. I asked him what his favorite Robert Pollard song is (solo or otherwise).

I don't think he'd know who Robert Pollard is. So, allow me to answer on his behalf: "Flat Beauty"!

Mine changes depending on how I feel. Right now, it's "Tractor Rape Chain," but it's sometimes "Window of My World," "And I Don't (So Now I Do)," "Subspace Biographies," "Everybody Thinks I'm a Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)," "I Am a Scientist," and sometimes, but not very often, "Kicker of Elves."

And now that song is stuck in my head doo doo doo doo doo doo kicker of elves, etc.

[dave from knoxville]

I'm now obsessed with Eli Roth. He keeps teasing fangirls in the worst (best?) way. I think it counts as sexting.

I love that he and Christoph Waltz hang out.

I'm showing Christoph how twitter works. I just updated and he asked me "Does this go out to everyone's Blueberry?"

Oh, blueberries. I dedicate this picture to all of you jerks in FOTchat who made fun of me for my burgeoning crush on Eli and called him a caveman or whatever.



He can totally knock me over the head with his club and drag me back to his cave.

TMI?

No, just not enough Haldol.

[JonFromMaplewood]

The movie was worth it to me just to hear Mike Myers deliver the line in which he asks for a scotch with "no junk in it."

What was the Morricone "Untouchables" theme doing in the Stiglitz jailbreak scene?  Seemed lazy. Or was it a clever inside Tarantino joke?

[Chris L]

What was the Morricone "Untouchables" theme doing in the Stiglitz jailbreak scene?  Seemed lazy. Or was it a clever inside Tarantino joke?

That's from Morricone's score for Battle of Algiers.  I think he may have reworked it later for Untouchables.

[JonFromMaplewood]

What was the Morricone "Untouchables" theme doing in the Stiglitz jailbreak scene?  Seemed lazy. Or was it a clever inside Tarantino joke?

That's from Morricone's score for Battle of Algiers.  I think he may have reworked it later for Untouchables.

Ah. So Morricone was lazy too!  Why aren't these two icons of cinema more like me...not so lazy?

[Kim Kelly]

RUDE.

Anyway, we'd been fangirling over him for a while, but it really started here.

And then he became our boyfriend here.

And we completely forgot about Alexander Skarsgård at this point.

And then shit just got real.

i feel sick inside

I feel a little sick inside too. Um, apparently girls started sending him naked pics, which he encouraged. And he basically had cyber sex with at least two girls via myspace, and he asked for one girl's number so they could have phone sex? I don't know.

So then about half of ONTD is like, "Whatever, who cares, it's just boobberries," and the other half are, "STAY CLASSY, YOU WHORES," and I guess I'm somewhere in between. I can kind of relate. I was 19 once. Girls do stupid things at that age. Joe Francis made his fortune exploiting that. I'm just lucky I limited my stupidity to one guy, and I'm actually still friends with him.

Eli wrote this lengthy thing supporting the girls who sent him nudes, saying it was just a bit of fun. Yeah, he's kind of a creep, but I still like him as a person... even if I think his torture porn movies suck.

I think it went a little too far, but it sure as hell was fun to watch.

[masterofsparks]

RUDE.

Anyway, we'd been fangirling over him for a while, but it really started here.

And then he became our boyfriend here.

And we completely forgot about Alexander Skarsgård at this point.

And then shit just got real.

i feel sick inside

I feel a little sick inside too. Um, apparently girls started sending him naked pics, which he encouraged. And he basically had cyber sex with at least two girls via myspace, and he asked for one girl's number so they could have phone sex? I don't know.

So then about half of ONTD is like, "Whatever, who cares, it's just boobberries," and the other half are, "STAY CLASSY, YOU WHORES," and I guess I'm somewhere in between. I can kind of relate. I was 19 once. Girls do stupid things at that age. Joe Francis made his fortune exploiting that. I'm just lucky I limited my stupidity to one guy, and I'm actually still friends with him.

Eli wrote this lengthy thing supporting the girls who sent him nudes, saying it was just a bit of fun. Yeah, he's kind of a creep, but I still like him as a person... even if I think his torture porn movies suck.

I think it went a little too far, but it sure as hell was fun to watch.

His facility with regional accents goes a long way towards covering for some of the creepier aspects of his personality.

[thom]

I totally called it. Tom has falsetto'd "wait for the cream!" at least five times. It's SO SO SO the best line from this movie.

[Spoony]

I totally called it. Tom has falsetto'd "wait for the cream!" at least five times. It's SO SO SO the best line from this movie.

And there were a lot of lines to choose from. Unending lines from unending dialogue.