Spike, I'll have you know that upon finding out about your joint business adventure, I was filled with the hope that I might be considered for a position of employment. As a future educator, nothing would have pleased me more than enlightening the youth through the art of doo-wop. If you back out of this project, I will feel as though I missed a chance to add an invaluable notation to my resume.
Not only that, but the children! Think of the children whose hopes became sky high with the promise of doo-wop! How could you disappoint the youth like this? For shame!
