Mental Images of Callers

[Bryan]

I picture Mike Sajak a little more like this:


(but older and wearing a tank-top)

Holy Hannah.

Good find. He's perfect!

[Spoony]

I picture Mike Sajak a little more like this:


(but older and wearing a tank-top)

In my mind I've accessorized him with wrap-around sunglasses and and one of those cell phone earpiece chords you have to hold in front of your mouth.

[furnstein]

Troy from Newbridge, huge fan of the Police and drum machines:

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Laurie from Miami:













(This is either the best affectionate zing of my FOT life or a total flameout that makes me look like a prevert.  I'm not sure how to interpret my Google image results.)

I HOPE!!!

[samir]

Steve from North Hollywood (on the right)

[emma]

Samir in Florida:

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Steve from North Hollywood (on the right)

Fontastic work, Samir ... Thank you for avoiding the suggestion that Whitney Houston might be Nate.  He is MUCH taller.

[Wes]

Samir, in casual attire:

[Laurie]

I googled "jam eating Brits," and this came up.



WTF?

Well, anyway, this is how I picture Samir:

[Bryan]

I googled "jam eating Brits," and this came up.



WTF?

Ew buoy. I remember visiting the beautiful city of York and coming across a gift shop that featured many of these little creatures. When we went back to Oxford, my wife and I described this, in an astonished tone, to our hip, enlightened English friends. Their reply? "Oh, you mean golliwogs!" as though this were the most natural thing in the world.

[Sarah]

Robertston's jam!

[Laurie]

I googled "jam eating Brits," and this came up.



WTF?

Ew buoy. I remember visiting the beautiful city of York and coming across a gift shop that featured many of these little creatures. When we went back to Oxford, my wife and I described this, in an astonished tone, to our hip, enlightened English friends. Their reply? "Oh, you mean golliwogs!" as though this were the most natural thing in the world.

Samir, you're no longer allowed to call me racist for calling you a jam eating Brit. I bet you have a dozen golliwog dolls!!!!!

[mokin]

Samir, in casual attire:

Using a picture of Spoony to illustrate how you think Samir looks?

Interesting.

[Petey]

if deadwood was casted with FOT.

Tom:

Wild Bill Hickok (Because he's the hero of the town, and he gets killed by one of his obsessed fans Stevie Blue aka Jack McCall)



Wurster:

Charlie Utter (He's Hickock (Tom's) sidekick and is kind of funny looking)



Mike:

Wu (Because he loves America, and he does the dirty work around town.)



Ted Leo:

Seth Bullock (Because he's always trying to do right, and he opened up the music bid'ness. )



Sol Star:

Omar (He keeps track of the hardware store inventory)



Dave from Knoxville:

Ellsworth (A nice, honest guy just trying to earn his two cents)



Laurie:

Widow Garett (Because she's one rich muthaf*cker. She also has a crush on Ted Leo. (Bullock) )



Spike:

Wolcott (He kills prostitutes)




the Ken Freed-man of Freedom: 

Al Swearengen ( =\ )



Stevie Blue:

Jack Mcall (As stated above, he's an obsessed fan who kills Hickok (Tom) )



Barnacle Boy:

E.B. Farnum (He's a a titlicker.)



Stan:

Trixie (No explanation needed)



Julie:

Calamity Jane (She's drunk)



Sarah:

Martha Bullock (She's a smart woman)

August:

Sofia Metz (He's a gaybutt)

Petey:

Reverend Smith ( If the foot is hurt, the hand does not say "what is that to me?" )

[Laurie]

I love PD.