These are the (awful) people in your neighborhood thread

[Zookeeper Joe]

Yeesh!  This may come as a surprise, but there sure are a whole lot of sex offenders near downtown L.A.!  Now I know the names, addresses, and have mugshots of my two local neighborhood child molesters as well as my neighborhood rapist.  Thanks internet!

Yeah, I had a couple of rapists in my building when I lived in DC, including the guy upstairs who I was on a stop-and-chat acquaintance level with. My female roommate was thrilled to find that out.

There's this one message board I post on sometimes, and it seems like half the people there are identified as rapists.

[Sarah]

I'm friendly with one of the registered sex offenders in Lubec and acquainted with another.  I knew a third as well, but he died.

[franklin]

I live in a group of three small apartment complex next to a house surround by condos. One of the condos fenced the 'courtyard' between my apartment and the condo. It is now the new place for the ladies in the house next to me to take the guy friends... It is incredibly wakward seeing them outside my window in the early morning, then passing them on their porch that afternoon.

Also, there is a bar a couple blocks from my house that has recently turned itself in to a 'goth' haven.  That is just terrible in its own right

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Does that mean we can count on you to keep us up to date on the latest industrial music?

[Laurie]

There's limited street parking on my neighborhood. One of my neighbors pulled up in her Cadillac Escalade BLASTING Metro Station.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmgV70RVKBU

Oy vey. I just wanted to post that video because those skinny white jeans are hilarious. Apparently the song accompanying that video is by some other douchey band. Metro Station actually sounds like N*Sync crossed with The Faint or some shit.

Wait, it gets worse. PD, stop reading.

It's been a half hour! It's 1:40 am! Still blasting the music! I need my rest, so I put on my fucking fluffy kitty robe and Iron Maiden Vans, I go outside and ask them if they can move along. They are literally parked directly in front of my house. Not a problem, it happens all the time. She's sitting in the car with her boyfriend. A tiny pomeranian is sitting on her lap. She's giving her boyfriend a handjob WITH A TINY POMERANIAN ON HER LAP. She didn't stop giving her boyfriend the most lackluster handjob I've ever seen as she said, "No, it's okay, I'm your neighbor. I live just down the block," and she points with the hand not on her boyfriend's cock. I'm tired, so I ask her if she can just turn down the music. She complies, I go back inside. Ten minutes late, the music goes up again! I'm back out of bed. She's still jerking off her stupid boyfriend. The dog is still on her lap Also, did I mention that she had really bad extensions? Yeah. Well, she does. So, I tell them I need to get up early in the morning. I say to her, "Please, if you live just down the street, could you move the party to your house?" Guess what she says next!!!

If you guessed, "Fuck you, bitch," well. You're right. 

[iAmBaronVonTito]

There's limited street parking on my neighborhood. One of my neighbors pulled up in her Cadillac Escalade BLASTING Metro Station.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmgV70RVKBU

Oy vey. I just wanted to post that video because those skinny white jeans are hilarious. Apparently the song accompanying that video is by some other douchey band. Metro Station actually sounds like N*Sync crossed with The Faint or some shit.

Wait, it gets worse. PD, stop reading.

It's been a half hour! It's 1:40 am! Still blasting the music! I need my rest, so I put on my fucking fluffy kitty robe and Iron Maiden Vans, I go outside and ask them if they can move along. They are literally parked directly in front of my house. Not a problem, it happens all the time. She's sitting in the car with her boyfriend. A tiny pomeranian is sitting on her lap. She's giving her boyfriend a handjob WITH A TINY POMERANIAN ON HER LAP. She didn't stop giving her boyfriend the most lackluster handjob I've ever seen as she said, "No, it's okay, I'm your neighbor. I live just down the block," and she points with the hand not on her boyfriend's cock. I'm tired, so I ask her if she can just turn down the music. She complies, I go back inside. Ten minutes late, the music goes up again! I'm back out of bed. She's still jerking off her stupid boyfriend. The dog is still on her lap Also, did I mention that she had really bad extensions? Yeah. Well, she does. So, I tell them I need to get up early in the morning. I say to her, "Please, if you live just down the street, could you move the party to your house?" Guess what she says next!!!

If you guessed, "Fuck you, bitch," well. You're right. 

"fuck you bitch"=southern hospitality

and that video...is that what kids/girls find attractive?  ew buoy.  although, her name was petewentzlover101 which explains a lot...but doesnt excuse anything.

[Fido]

I'm friendly with one of the registered sex offenders in Lubec and acquainted with another.  I knew a third as well, but he died.

I wonder about the stories these kinds of folks have, but I guess I don't really know what to ask, and it's probably best that I don't ask too many questions about particular individuals.

My former neighbor was/is a hardcore drug addict. I didn't see her as an awful person in my "neighborhood," just someone whose trouble I happened to know a little bit about. I didn't know her very well, but had kinda short conversations with her now and then, and saw her in a pretty messed up state from time to time. I assume she was a heroin addict, but not really sure. She was an absolutely gorgeous and seemingly pretty intelligent young woman, and it's just pretty hard to see someone with this kind of addiction.

[jbissell]

It's been a half hour! It's 1:40 am! Still blasting the music! I need my rest, so I put on my fucking fluffy kitty robe and Iron Maiden Vans, I go outside and ask them if they can move along. They are literally parked directly in front of my house. Not a problem, it happens all the time. She's sitting in the car with her boyfriend. A tiny pomeranian is sitting on her lap. She's giving her boyfriend a handjob WITH A TINY POMERANIAN ON HER LAP. She didn't stop giving her boyfriend the most lackluster handjob I've ever seen as she said, "No, it's okay, I'm your neighbor. I live just down the block," and she points with the hand not on her boyfriend's cock. I'm tired, so I ask her if she can just turn down the music. She complies, I go back inside. Ten minutes late, the music goes up again! I'm back out of bed. She's still jerking off her stupid boyfriend. The dog is still on her lap Also, did I mention that she had really bad extensions? Yeah. Well, she does. So, I tell them I need to get up early in the morning. I say to her, "Please, if you live just down the street, could you move the party to your house?" Guess what she says next!!!

If you guessed, "Fuck you, bitch," well. You're right. 

You should have thrown a piece of meat in the guy's lap, hoping that the pomeranian was looking for a snack.

[franklin]

Does that mean we can count on you to keep us up to date on the latest industrial music?

i don't have the right boots to spend much time there

[Sarah]

I wonder about the stories these kinds of folks have, but I guess I don't really know what to ask, and it's probably best that I don't ask too many questions about particular individuals.

I did ask the one who died for his story once, and of course he denied that he'd ever done anything.  I suspect that the other two would do the same.  In any case, they've already done their prison time, so I see no reason to punish them further, since they've given up their evil ways.

[buffcoat]

You all should watch that show "Intervention."  Oh, it's emotionally manipulative and "look at the embarrassing druggie, thank God I'm not like that," but it's riveting television and I think it explains a whole bunch about human nature.

[Sarah]

I've already learned from real life way more about drug addicts than I ever wanted to know.  I avoid that show for that very reason.

[Regular Joe]

Intervention is at its best when the privileged white ladies who cant stop drinking mouthwash are on. A lot of those other poor people I actually feel for though, so I can't watch their episodes without finding them upsetting.

[Tim K in DC]

My foul-mouthed neighbor who has "PSYCHOTIC" and "187" tattooed across his belly. Yikes.

[dave from knoxville]

This went on for about two months before one night, in a fit of sleepless madness, I went out there brandishing a water gun and yelling.

I'm shocked. I guess this whole "nice young lady" thing is just an image that you don in public - your own Tom Waits persona.

I didn't think they allowed water guns in Canada?