The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[Denim Gremlin]

Rod Chrysler's previous bands:

Thrust
Shy Girl
Love Purse
Turbo Blast Her
Shy Boy
Sugar Britches
Whitey Bulg-her
The Panty Doctors
Wet Rhonda
Laser Beams
Shy Town
The Ghost of a Miniature Giant
The Food Fighters
Rabid Rabbit
Coma Chameleon
Spanked Librarian
Cloris and the Leachmen
Hot Tub Criminals
Spanked Banker
Splendor in the Pants
Blubbermouth
Daddy Lung Legs
The Stinklevoss Twins
Wet Banana
Sex Pope
The Boathole Surfers
Funkasuarus Rex
Nazi Pope
Grant Hart
Amish Goth Pro
Leather Pudding
Reggae Dandruff
Candle and the Dippers
Japanese Donuts
The Power Pop Popes
Hot Dog Robot
Rogers Taylor
Same Sex Barrage
Duran Duran Duran
Thunder Thruster
Adolph Hitlist
My Wet Torpedo
Food Insurance
Morris and the Codes
The Burger Kings
Megadork
Pant Rampage
Football Butter
Metalliska
Juke Box Zero
Christie Brinkley’s *****
Wet Jesus
The Spinach Creamers
Dippity Dip
Red Hot Chili Porpoise
The Replacements Replacements
Flaccid Pineapple
Baked I’ll Ask Ya
Yatzi Nazi

this rules, but I think it was Laser Beans. You know like the ones you see when you go to Laser Allin.

[AllSussedOut]

I love that I can come in here and just KNOW I'll see that list.

"Grammie's Pacer has two horns."

[Omar]

Rod Chrysler's previous bands:

Grant Hart

Correction: Grant's Heart

[erg79]

Yatzi Nazi

Or should it be Yahtzee Nazi?

[JRSly]

And it was Rip Chrysler.

Man, I love these long list calls where Tom ends up having trouble breathing.

[justinmh05]

Rod Chrysler's previous bands:

Thrust
Shy Girl
Love Purse
Turbo Blast Her
Shy Boy
Sugar Britches
Whitey Bulg-her
The Panty Doctors
Wet Rhonda
Laser Beams
Shy Town
The Ghost of a Miniature Giant
The Food Fighters
Rabid Rabbit
Coma Chameleon
Spanked Librarian
Cloris and the Leachmen
Hot Tub Criminals
Spanked Banker
Splendor in the Pants
Blubbermouth
Daddy Lung Legs
The Stinklevoss Twins
Wet Banana
Sex Pope
The Boathole Surfers
Funkasuarus Rex
Nazi Pope
Grant Hart
Amish Goth Pro
Leather Pudding
Reggae Dandruff
Candle and the Dippers
Japanese Donuts
The Power Pop Popes
Hot Dog Robot
Rogers Taylor
Same Sex Barrage
Duran Duran Duran
Thunder Thruster
Adolph Hitlist
My Wet Torpedo
Food Insurance
Morris and the Codes
The Burger Kings
Megadork
Pant Rampage
Football Butter
Metalliska
Juke Box Zero
Christie Brinkley’s *****
Wet Jesus
The Spinach Creamers
Dippity Dip
Red Hot Chili Porpoise
The Replacements Replacements
Flaccid Pineapple
Baked I’ll Ask Ya
Yatzi Nazi

this rules...

Sorry, but it rocks.

[Bridgey]

Please tell me there's going to be a compilation of Bee Gee deep cuts and original songs by Rip Chrysler and Chad Gufton. Or at least one of you FOTs can make one up for us.

[Omar]

"Thigh School" (Rip Chrysler)

When you saw me comin’ out of school
You could tell I wasn’t no fool
My cutoffs were tight
My tube socks were right
My corn rows were touchin’ the ground

You walked up to me and said, “Hey there, young man, I could teach you a thing or two”
I said, “No way, bitch! I’m gonna be rich! Playing in a rock ‘n roll band!”

But it was you who took me to Thigh School
You paddled my haunches from 8 until 3
It was you who took me to Thigh School
And now I can’t stand up when I pee

[Bridgey]

"Thigh School" (Rip Chrysler)

When you saw me comin’ out of school
You could tell I wasn’t no fool
My cutoffs were tight
My tube socks were right
My corn rows were touchin’ the ground

You walked up to me and said, “Hey there, young man, I could teach you a thing or two”
I said, “No way, bitch! I’m gonna be rich! Playing in a rock ‘n roll band!”

But it was you who took me to Thigh School
You paddled my haunches from 8 until 3
It was you who took me to Thigh School
And now I can’t stand up when I pee

He actually sang bitch in it? I listened last night and heard all the "itch" rhymes and thought he wasn't going to sing it in the end in a twist fashion.

[kouzie]

Thanks all for the corrections. I was listening and transcribing at work and had a hard time with exactly Laser Beans and Grant's Heart.

[yesno]

https://soundcloud.com/blood-defiler/metalliska-master-of-puppets

Metalliska is real, brother.

[Crusherkc]

Jon Daly's shame after his toilet talk and Tom's delight at it. Adorable, love Jon Daly.

[justinmh05]

The Friday podcast is One on One with Gary Tha Squirrel! With Andy Kindler!

[AllSussedOut]

And is AMAZING.

[Kurz]

The podcast game is not the same...
anymore.