The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[justinmh05]

Avalanche Bob 33 is all I ever wanted and never knew I needed.

If only Avalanche Bob could meet his musical kindred spirit Stevie Blue.

[Gleepglop]

The show started strong out of the gate with "Diary of a Puppet Master," and I loved the idea of Lloyd Benson telling Dan Quayle he couldn't carry Kennedy's jock- but the Avalanche Bob 33 call was some next-level sh*t.

[Joe Rogaine]

The show started strong out of the gate with "Diary of a Puppet Master," and I loved the idea of Lloyd Benson telling Dan Quayle he couldn't carry Kennedy's jock- but the Avalanche Bob 33 call was some next-level sh*t.

Does anybody know the specific quote, did he really mention a jock?

[Krokodil_Gena]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gpgXNWYI

No talk of jocks, just a general contempt of Quayle by Bentsen.....which in the light of future events, was justly earned.

[Crusherkc]

"Right now, I'm touching Dane Cook's black Lamborghini.  I'm now touching it and listen right now, I'm now running my key down the side."  That was said by Marc Maron. On the Best Show. Our Best Show. God Bless America and God Bless Marc Maron and the Best Show.  And fuuuuuuuuck Dane Cook, right?!?

[Gleepglop]

I was really hoping Horatio Sanz's phone font was going to turn out to be Comic Sans, because GET IT GUYS??? MY NAME'S "SANZ" AND I'M A COMIC, SO IT'S LIKE THE FONT'S NAMED AFTER ME!!!

But it turned out to be something similar to Comic Sans, only strangely more unsettling.

[Wes]

I am choosing to believe the the Avalanche 33 part of AvalancheBob33 is a tribute to how many members of the Polyphonic Spree passed atop Mount Everest while opening for Mother 13. That whole call was great, especially Tom immediately sensing that this was going to be good and giving Avalanche Bob space to work, but then diving in to stop the guy from giving out his home phone number over the air.

Boring callers are the kinds of callers the show doesn't need. People obliviously trying to explain things to Tom and either getting carefully led to the slaughter or outright nuked for it is a vital part of the show in the right doses.

[dutch]

Sheldon Jennings’ Mystery Novels
The Curse of the Scarlet Shoehorn
The Fat Girl from Sheep’s Head Bay
The Copy Room Killer
What Happens in Schenectady
Reverend Mortenton and the Sunday School Peeper
Chocolate Skies
The Ferret in Margaret Dupree’s Handbag
Stranger’s Deadly Hug
A Sack Full of Pancakes
The Case of the Skinny Buddha
Nine Days `Til Sunday
Silk Facebook Stalkings
The Sailor’s Dirty Notebooks
Mexican Shawn
What the Rickshaw Boys Saw
Dry Leaves Wet Panties
The Deadly Applecart
Stabbed in the Men’s Room
Infernal Justice: A Max Wimple Mystery
The MGMT Files
The Body in the Middle of the Street
The Park Ranger is Missing
Daddy Done Did This
Someone Stole the Liberty Bell
Sherlock Holmes Jr and the Mystery of the Smeared Face
The Pile of Detached Hands
Stand Tall: A John Boehner Crime Caper
The Creamery Murder Series

Sheldon Jennings’ Screenplays
Tropical Vacation
Squish
The Misfits of Lodi
On the Brink
Phantom of the IMAX
Trumps Like Us
The Haunted Toilet
Stinkle, Fritz and Moopydoop
Love 2.0
Son Volt and Mr. Wilco
The Dink in the Red Pick Up Truck
Happiness 2
Robert’s Plant
Air and Her Man Dez
Love in a Shopping Mall
Witless Protection
Daddy’s Needs
The Haunted Prius
Numbnuts
The Button Boy
Dry Leaves Wet Panties
Janitor to Millionaire
Why Do We Fight Mama?
Born to Party 1
Born to Party 2
Born to Party 3
Born to Party 4
Men vs. Women vs. Kids vs. Dogs
The Dice President
The Haunted iPad
Whiplash 2
We Thought Having Kids Would Be Waaay Easier
Ripped Van Winkle
Romantic Escapade
College Dog
I’m Watching You Woman
Laugh It Up
Candy Helicopters
Roger Dogtree
Bitch Perfect
Romantic Escapade 3
Dog College
She Broke My Weiner
My Friend Faye
Unhinged Robot
Slow Times at Ridgemont Nursing Home
The Haunted Pocket Square
What the Rickshaw Boys Saw
Revenge of the Jocks
PB & J
What the WHAAT??
Pennies Make Dollars
My Dad is a Human Action Figure
Body Nausea

Sheldon Jennings' Title Only
Deceitful Shenanigan Game

Witless Protection was developed and released in 2008 starring Larry The Cable Guy. I guess Sheldon used that money to buy some more copyrights.

[JeffertonFromTX]

Sheldon Jennings' bibliography and filmography absolutely killed me. I was sitting in a drive through listening in my car when that call happened and loudly snorted when I went to order something. Wurster's lists are just getting better and better.

Other highlights include the blinding lunacy of Avalanche Bob. My jaw was hanging open when he started to sing and Tom declaring the show dead after he hung up was just the icing on the cake. The guy getting gomped after he said he liked Family Guy, all the Ringo and Muppet hate, "Was he a flasher?", Hermann the Frog, and the Maron call. That was a thing of beauty.

Random thought though, did Tom ever decide what he was going to consume for Mold Tommy?

[amc19]

"Is that her?!"

[buffcoat]

Son Volt and Mr. Wilco made me lose it upon hearing.

Reading it, it was Sherlock Holmes Jr and the Mystery of the Smeared Face and Numbnuts.

[Krokodil_Gena]

I'm hoping that the weird Bee Gees lyrics and the Two Horns are combined into one thing somehow....something bizarre and transcendent.

[HipGuide]

Avalanche Bob sounds like Larry the Perv?

[JesseFromVegas]

I am already over Avalanche Bob

[Crusherkc]

Best: "Are you peepin'?  Is that whatcha do, walkin' around with a stepladder? Are you a peeper?  Ya peepin'?" during the last call was good but Tom's bid to take over from #ReplaceHarry on the Simpsons was great.  Started as a joke but had me thinking of the possibilities...

Worst: Except for Kritty and Matthew Tomkins, could've shut the phones off last night and it wouldn't make much of a difference.