Greggulator's call was incredible:
"I don't hear a bunch of Shadoe Stevenses on the radio receptor!"
"I would watch a Cassavettes movie starring a dumb puppet!"
Lord Humongous, the 'rassler Jason from Huntsville mentioned, was my gym teacher freshman year of high school (1992-1993). He did not wear the Road Warrior-style outfit in class, and was not partic thrilled with us mentioning his 'rasslin' career. When someone brought it up, he'd whip them with that hockey mask.