The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[Lucas]

That fry cook who called sounded like a creep.

[nerker]

[Rhymes with Don Draper]

Since Tom said he wants to summon an Imp Demon:

[daveB from Oakland]

Sheila's got a gun
Sheila's got a gun
Now the Plop-Tron's on the run
And Darren's salad days are done
What did that Darren do?
Is version5000 through?
So don't ya mess with the Larsens
'cuz they'll shoot ya or they'll get ya BARGED ...
(Ey-yarge yar yar yar yar ya-Yarged) ...

[Trembling Eagle]

worst part
I felt bad for the poor security dude that fell in Tom's story.

[Dan of Orange]

Other highlights:
Legs and Eggs
Master! Master of Dragons!
''Get a Best Show chant goin' and dance around a bit''

[Spike]

HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT, PRONTO!!!!

[Christina]

Yes, that's definitely the main thing wrong with Gibby.

[fonpr]

HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT, PRONTO!!!!

I thought that was Andrew W.K..

[Paul DeLouisiana]

HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT, PRONTO!!!!

Is this a recent photo? I thought he had cut it off.

[Christina]

Don't think so, here's one from '09:

[Big Plastic Head]

The Acropolis, the strip club that serves steaks that Tom and Craig in Portland talked about, is a few minutes away from where I work. Another designer told me that if you go there and order a steak, they charge you for it as soon as you order it. Apparently, they don't want you to order a steak, blow your money on the girls, and then not be able to pay for your food.

The Acropolis (and it's vegan counterpart Casa Diablo (let that sink in a second)) also was the subject of a recent protest:

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/09/a_strip_club_in_southeast_port.html

[Lee Harvey Osmond]

Yeah, the second picture is more recent Gibby accurate.  His hair was even shorter and he had all aluminum type glasses though.  And he really wanted to hit me.  For anyone unfamiliar with the case, here is one summary

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/touch-and-go-v-the-buttholes/Content?oid=898923

I know it's the Chicago Reader, but it seems to have a pretty even handed summary for those who aren't familiar...

[heliumsocket]

Fonzerelli Slide

@ 0:57 -- is that wally wackiman for 1.5 seconds??

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Greggulator's call was incredible:

"I don't hear a bunch of Shadoe Stevenses on the radio receptor!"

"I would watch a Cassavettes movie starring a dumb puppet!"

Lord Humongous, the 'rassler Jason from Huntsville mentioned, was my gym teacher freshman year of high school (1992-1993). He did not wear the Road Warrior-style outfit in class, and was not partic thrilled with us mentioning his 'rasslin' career.  When someone brought it up, he'd whip them with that hockey mask.