"This will make the 4-loko thing look like a lemonade-stand!"
"'ey, what's going on, it's Tom!"
"Hey, Tom. I'm gonna kill you, Tom!"
"Okay… Well, thanks for your donation to the station, uh, Reggie, I appreciate it."
"I'm gonna drink your blood after I kill you and wear your skin."
"Well, WFMU appreciates your support -- thanks so much and, uh, keep listening!"