The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[buffcoat]

I had to pick out my new glasses immediately after getting my eyes dilated! I couldn't see a thing, and ended up trying a bunch on and getting the people around me's feedback. I then got home and discovered that the people around me have horrible taste in glasses.

I'm in a similar pickle:  I'm so near-sighted that I have to rest my nose against the mirror to see my reflection, which is not a good way to get an idea of how a pair of glasses suits one's face.  I then ask whichever sister gave me a ride how the glasses look, and, eager to get home, she invariably says--after barely glancing at me--"Fine." 

Contact lenses, people!

[Sarah]

I've been wearing glasses since I was seven; I wouldn't know who I am without them.

[buffcoat]

I've been wearing glasses since I was seven; I wouldn't know who I am without them.

Get the contacts so that you can see yourself with the glasses.  Your eye doctor will probably give you some free samples.

Now, I bet you'd switch, but at the least you would be able to pick out a nice pair of glasses.

[DoodleJump!]

I actually do wear contacts most of the time. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MY GLASSES!

[emma]

I've been wearing contact lenses since I was two weeks old.
Amateurs.

[dave from knoxville]

I've been wearing contact lenses since I was two weeks old.
Amateurs.

They probably need changing by now

[Sarah]

Or cleaning, anyway.

Now, I bet you'd switch, but at the least you would be able to pick out a nice pair of glasses.

I'd probably end up picking the same, neutral style I always do, something that will carry me through the next five years unassumingly. 

Besides, vanity of vanities, all is vanity, and all that.

[erika]

I just *can't* get contacts into my eyes. It's like a gag reflex but for my eye. And when they're in there, I can feel them and it's HORRIBLE. I have to wear the weighted kind and I just hate them. I'd rather have a few pairs of glasses to choose from. (I do take them off for photos many times... there's the vanity you were looking for...)

[Come on, Jason]

The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing)

[Matt]

I used to wear contacts, but I wore them so much that one day my eyes just rejected them or something. Now I can't have them in for two minutes without my eyes getting all red and watery.

I'm considering getting some laser treatment done, but I need to do some research first. And save about two thousand bucks. And get a job.

[drennen_won]

I watched that movie "contact" but then my top eyelids made contact with my bottom eyelids and that movie made contact with the fuck outta my VCR.

[Sarah]

The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing)

There speaks someone with good eyes?

[buffcoat]

The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing)

Now I will make this go on FOREVER.


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[Sarah]

So that's what "forever" is.

[buffcoat]

So that's what "forever" is.

I'd like to see you do any better.