Who Likes Chocolate Chip Cookies?!

[John Junk 2.0]

 

[Bryan]

Yum-O!

[Sarah]

Junk, you're a devil.

[erika]

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Funny you should ask.

[ericluxury]

Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.

[dave from knoxville]

Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.

How dare you!

[erika]

I almost agree with you, Eric. But here's the thing: a bad chocolate chip cookie is still worse than a bad piece of pie.

[buffcoat]

Cookies are my favorite thing to eat, but unfortunately (fortunately?) not the thing I eat the most of.

[ericluxury]

I almost agree with you, Eric. But here's the thing, a bad chocolate chip cookie is still worse than a bad piece of pie.

You're crazy. You guys are thinking of bad pie as prepared by humans. Bad pie is like a Home Run Pie.



Bad store-bought chocolate chip cookies you can still put away a bunch of them, but try to even finish a Home Run Pie, much less have a second one.

[erika]

Admittedly I kinda like those bad pies. As long as they don't have any kind of icing on them.

But bad chocolate chip cookies like ones with milk chocolate or a mealy cookie base just don't work for me.

And yes. Crazy. This is true.

[samir]

What if it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie made by Hitler?

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.

How dare you!

figures

[senorcorazon]

a bad chocolate chip cookie

Does not exist. The only distinction is

1. Great chocolate chip cookie
2. Not-so-great chocolate chip cookie, which is still better than any lemon poppyseed nonsense

[Andy]

chocolate chip cookies raped my mother.

[John Junk 2.0]

chocolate chip cookies raped my mother.

Is Petey writing your material now?