Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...

[erika]

"Is that chocolate or rat poop?"

[Gilly]

Rough start in the new pad?

[erika]

Haha no I'm at work. The new pad only has rats outside. The downfalls of old buildings in the city.

[Fido]

"I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in there?"

Dammit, it gets me into trouble every time.

[Phantom Hugger]

"Should I be this drunk at work?"

 

[Spoony]

"Did the guy who thinks he has rabies just drink out of my bottle, and does that matter?"

[JonFromMaplewood]

"And exactly how much is this fistulectomy going to set me back, doctor?"

[Regular Joe]

"what can I do with all these left over enema kits, without actually giving myself an enema?"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"but if i do it quick enough, i'll make it."

[<<<<<]

"Is that chocolate or rat poop?"

Just call it "something French" and be done with it!

[dave from knoxville]

"but if i do it quick enough, i'll make it."

I am sorry, Mr Trabek says you did not state that in the form of a question.

[erika]

Here's one I asked in college:

"Who puked on the dishes?"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"but if i do it quick enough, i'll make it."

I am sorry, Mr Trabek says you did not state that in the form of a question.

thanks, dave...youre right.  it should have said, "you think if i do this quick enough i'll make it?"

[Andy]

are those maggots in my toenail wound?

[erika]

ANDY!!!!

NO!!!!


*I'm gagging*