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Andy

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2008, 12:29:58 PM »
yeah, mine wasn't real.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

erika

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2008, 05:45:08 PM »
I figured but just the thought of it was enough to bring on the gags.
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2008, 05:53:30 PM »
true story

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2008, 06:48:49 PM »
"Has the statute of limitations run out yet?"
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Martin

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2008, 07:02:17 PM »
"You're not married, are you?"

dave from knoxville

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2008, 07:45:04 PM »
"You're not married, are you?"

"Pregnant, huh? Uhhhh, did we last go out in November or February?"

jbissell

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2008, 08:16:52 PM »
"You're not married, are you?"

"Pregnant, huh? Uhhhh, did we last go out in November or February?"

Dave, I hope that wasn't preceded by "Are you sure you're 18?"

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2008, 10:36:55 PM »
"You're not married, are you?"

"Pregnant, huh? Uhhhh, did we last go out in November or February?"

Dave, I hope that wasn't preceded by "Are you sure you're 18?"

it was preceded by, "are you sure i'm the right Dave?"

jbissell

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2008, 11:46:21 PM »
"You're not married, are you?"

"Pregnant, huh? Uhhhh, did we last go out in November or February?"

Dave, I hope that wasn't preceded by "Are you sure you're 18?"

it was preceded by, "are you sure i'm the right Dave?"

or "You're Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen, aren't you?"

erika

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2008, 11:31:54 AM »
"Do you think that garage fire will reach our house?"
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samir

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2008, 11:39:42 AM »
(To my roommates, before I head back to school tomorrow):

"Exactly how much of the kitchen is flooded?"
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"


dave from knoxville

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2008, 05:38:55 PM »
"Are we really watching (either "Animal Planet" or "HGTV") again tonight?

Rainer

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2008, 10:31:33 PM »
You did backup first, right?

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2008, 11:20:27 PM »
"So it's a serial killer zombie movie centered around Mixed Martial Arts?"



(sorry, Raad_Man, couldn't resist)

erika

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2008, 01:49:04 AM »
You did backup first, right?

Oh yes.

Even better: "Shit. Did I back that up?"
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