Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...

[Sarah]

"Now, what did I come in here for?"

And its corollary:  "Now, what was that thing I was supposed to remember?"

[Julie]

"Now, what did I come in here for?"

And its corollary:  "Now, what was that thing I was supposed to remember?"

A few weeks ago, some lady I interviewed asked, "Now, exactly what job am I interviewing for?"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"it's only _:__ o'clock?!"

[colonel panic]

me on the phone 10 minutes ago to HR:

ME: my last day here is September 17th, so how much are COBRA benefits?

HR: $960

ME: !@#$!@$@#$!@@#

[Sarah]

"How did the dogs get loose this time?"

[erika]

"Who farted?"

[emma]

Are they legally allowed to drill this early in the morning?

[Andy]

Are they legally allowed to drill this early in the morning?

yes

[Spoony]

"Are these tennis shorts? You're sure they're not underwear?"

[Andy]

why didn't my podiatrist give me a local aesthetic before he pulled my stiches?

also, why must my toe bleed so much?

[AllisonLeGnome]

Now that we've showered, can we please walk back to the church [where my college pre-orientation program is staying] on an actual road?

[Spoony]

Oh yeah,

"Dude, you have athletes foot? I think I got it in your shower."

The couch-surfer's communicable disease.

[emma]

Oh yeah,

"Dude, you have athletes foot? I think I got it in your shower."

The couch-surfer's communicable disease.

You, sir, have successfully grossed me out a little.

[Spoony]

You, sir, have successfully grossed me out a little.

You're grossed out?!?!  I'm wearing my sneakers in the shower!

C!

[Gilly]

So, all these people I want to get together with because I haven't seen them in a long time are getting together to watch UFC?