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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2008, 01:07:55 PM »
"should I rinse out the spit first before I throw this away?"

emma

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2008, 01:58:47 PM »
"should I rinse out the spit first before I throw this away?"

Depends. Have they taken the sample already?

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2008, 11:33:05 PM »
oh, emma, I wish it were that simple.


today: "where's your flesh tooth?"

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2008, 01:36:22 AM »
"How many more a cappella groups are going to be singing?"

PatrickChew

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2008, 03:58:59 PM »
"Is the girl sitting next to me at the bar talking to me only doing so to make her large skinhead boyfriend jealous?"


(answer: yes)

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2008, 05:20:12 PM »
"why dont you east in front in front me me?"



(from the mouth of my best pal, Julie "apotatojudge" Self)

dave from knoxville

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2008, 10:11:59 AM »
Is it really as creepy for a guy as old as me to be hanging out here as fotchan.com claims it is?

Sarah

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2008, 10:14:23 AM »
I've been asking myself this question since I became a FOT.  Usually, my answer is, "Yes, but who cares?"

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2008, 02:32:35 PM »
Is it really as creepy for a guy as old as me to be hanging out here as fotchan.com claims it is?

I don't think so.  But then again you hardly ever try to flirt with me.
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Andy

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2008, 03:46:54 PM »
how the fuck did I shoot a 101 today?  why can't I hit my drive worth a shit?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Emily

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #70 on: September 07, 2008, 11:34:55 PM »
Why did I drink so much on a Sunday night? WHY!?!

erika

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2009, 04:02:23 PM »
Did the cannibal finally chew his way out of the trash can?
from the land of pleasant living

Jack from Arkansas

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #72 on: February 10, 2009, 08:03:57 PM »
"Is Dusti in this issue of Jailbirds?"

hugman

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #73 on: February 10, 2009, 10:10:27 PM »
"how long 'til this staples cleans this human feces from the sidewalk in front of their store?"

answer:13 days, although they never did clean it. it just evaporated.  worst part, I saw it get deposited.  worster part, I was on my way to work.  worstest part, it was christmas eve.

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2009, 09:49:08 AM »
worstestest part: it was Santa.