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SJK

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #600 on: May 04, 2009, 10:33:28 AM »
Also,

Dear kids at the Model UN :
Fuck you.

fixed.

As someone who was in the Model UN in high school, I take offense to that. We were trying to solve the world's problems. What the hell were you doing?
Are you being serious? Did you get picked on a lot in school? Plus, what g-stampgirl said!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #601 on: May 04, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »
Are you being serious?

No. That was feigned outrage. The kids at the Model UN were some of the most pompous people I have ever encountered. I had no use for it.
Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #602 on: May 04, 2009, 12:44:40 PM »
This guy, and the other Bill Hicks clones on youtube. I can't believe he's like five years old than me.


SJK

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #603 on: May 04, 2009, 12:52:42 PM »
Are you being serious?

No. That was feigned outrage. The kids at the Model UN were some of the most pompous people I have ever encountered. I had no use for it.
I couldn't tell, my sarcasm detector is rusty.

Andy

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #604 on: May 05, 2009, 11:52:33 AM »
fuck this shitty mood i've been in recently.  i dont know if i'm in a funk because i'm about to turn 30, but everything has been feeling wrong lately even though nothing is.

fuck it.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Sarah

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #605 on: May 05, 2009, 12:28:36 PM »
Why, you're just a pup, Andy.  I had no idea.

Big Plastic Head

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #606 on: May 05, 2009, 12:45:23 PM »
Kids. What's the matter with kids today?*


*repeat as necessary...


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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #607 on: May 05, 2009, 12:53:21 PM »
Northerners

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #608 on: May 05, 2009, 12:57:32 PM »
Northerners

And so began Civil War 2.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #609 on: May 05, 2009, 02:35:30 PM »
Northerners

Yeah! Suck it, Eskimos!
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #610 on: May 05, 2009, 05:07:09 PM »
fuck this shitty mood i've been in recently.  i dont know if i'm in a funk because i'm about to turn 30, but everything has been feeling wrong lately even though nothing is.

fuck it.


Are you absolutely sure?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

erika

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #611 on: May 05, 2009, 05:10:57 PM »
Fuck SYMS closing. It's a store where I can get discounted clothing in petite sizes to fit my short little frame. And, my fiance buys all his suits there. It's my favorite place to shop, and of course it's closing now. I'm so pissed! *first world problems*

Also, fuck my brother for complaining about renting a tux to be a groomsman in our wedding. Kid makes twice as much money as I do. (This thread might be full of my bridezilla bitching by November.)
from the land of pleasant living

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #612 on: May 05, 2009, 05:15:14 PM »
Will they at least have a sale, Erika?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #613 on: May 05, 2009, 05:30:43 PM »
fuck this shitty mood i've been in recently.  i dont know if i'm in a funk because i'm about to turn 30, but everything has been feeling wrong lately even though nothing is.

fuck it.

Try 50, you asshat.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #614 on: May 05, 2009, 05:47:21 PM »
fuck this shitty mood i've been in recently.  i dont know if i'm in a funk because i'm about to turn 30, but everything has been feeling wrong lately even though nothing is.

fuck it.

Try 50, you asshat.
I hope I don't
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time