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dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1830 on: July 29, 2010, 10:45:35 PM »
This place where I work is constantly getting food for various made up occasions (its Friday! or Our group is done moving our offices around, so let's celebrate!). So there's bagels and doughnuts a couple times a month ontop of birthday celebrations. But with the birthday celebrations, this ain't yer mamma's sheetcake, chump! It's cupcakes, or gelato, or chips and beer. Then one of the assistants has a HUGE easter basket full of mini-candies which I found out is expensed as it's like a morale booster thing.

This may sound nice and in a surfacey way I guess it is. But there's something pathological about it because god forbid you don't take a portion or your co-workers will pounce. It's like we're all in a junk food shame spiral.

Christina, everything you say sends me into a reverie.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1831 on: July 29, 2010, 11:03:18 PM »
Why did you just call Elaine "Christina"?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1832 on: July 30, 2010, 12:54:37 AM »
Why did you just call Elaine "Christina"?

Who is Elaine?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1833 on: July 30, 2010, 07:41:43 AM »
Mike Nichols's better half.

Christina

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1834 on: July 30, 2010, 07:58:03 AM »
This is all very nice.

I've been meaning to see Ishtar again for maybe the billionth time, and now the urge is massive.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1835 on: July 30, 2010, 08:39:08 AM »
I can't believe my semi-obscure, 15 year old Seinfeld reference isn't universally understood.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1836 on: July 30, 2010, 08:58:43 AM »
I can't believe my semi-obscure, 15 year old Seinfeld reference isn't universally understood.

I thought we were talking about the great comedian Nicholson May.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1837 on: July 30, 2010, 10:34:42 AM »
I can't believe my semi-obscure, 15 year old Seinfeld reference isn't universally understood.

I can't believe you thought it was.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1838 on: July 30, 2010, 11:17:46 AM »
Jimmy Pardo/Never Not Funny

Which is strange because at times I also like it as well. But I hate, I fucking hate, when he or they say "Negro" ironically or joke about rape (usually with a female comedian on) or whatever. Then get all defensive and say, "oh, shut up, it's for comedy you fucking baby, I don't actually mean it" at the notion of anyone not liking it.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1839 on: July 30, 2010, 12:52:58 PM »
Jimmy Pardo said he likes the Slash solo album and was specifically blown away by the track with Fergie  >:(

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1840 on: July 30, 2010, 01:17:15 PM »
I just found out the title of that one Black Eyed Peas song is spelled "I Gotta Feeling."  i.e. "I Got to Feeling."

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1841 on: July 30, 2010, 01:27:29 PM »
I just found out the title of that one Black Eyed Peas song is spelled "I Gotta Feeling."  i.e. "I Got to Feeling."

This revised title raises so many questions. Did someone have a change of heart, or is someone getting groped?
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1842 on: July 31, 2010, 01:14:16 PM »
Sorority girls with raspy voices and pony tails pulled through the back of their baseball hats talking loudly about "Grey's" (Grey's Anatomy).

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1843 on: July 31, 2010, 02:13:34 PM »
My bike getting stolen.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1844 on: August 01, 2010, 01:43:23 AM »
Iphone ads.  Except the one with the grandpa, that's ok I guess. 
Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.