Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[emma]

Pancakes are SO over-rated.  They're flavorless without the syrup.  I might as well just spoon syrup in my mouth and eat white bread.  I hate the expression: "Pancakes everyday!!!"

Fuck, I just got that one tattooed on my arm.

[cutout]

Dr. Laura. A thousand times, Dr. Laura.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008120045

[Andy]

I hate slow zombies.

[Sarah]

I hate fast ones.

[Stupornaut]

Zombies in general. If Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone released a Zombies album at the same pace comic publishers released zombie titles, they'd have a bigger discography than Madlib.

(I recognize how tortured that analogy was and promise to do better.)

[Martin]

I hate fast ones.

Me too. Thumbs down, fast zombies.

[fletcher munson]

Pancakes are SO over-rated.  They're flavorless without the syrup.  I might as well just spoon syrup in my mouth and eat white bread.  I hate the expression: "Pancakes everyday!!!"

Fuck, I just got that one tattooed on my arm.

Gee, emma, that was fast!  Although I'm flattered that you would ink a text tattoo (and EVERYone knows how cool and aucurrant those are) any of my meaningless meandering thoughts on your skin, I have to say, I'm spoken for.  Am I right to take this as a pass?

Anyhoo, here's a guy who's available.  Check it out.  There may be a love connection!!!
Just as long as you aren't a wannabe cowgirl looking for a wannabe cowboy, HAHA.  Good Luck!! and have a great rest of the summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byfG6PquTAc&feature=player_embedded#!

[emma]

I believe, sir, that you are mistaking my love of pancakes for something else entirely.

[fletcher munson]

Aw, damn, not again!  WHAT is wrong wit me???

[waltkellysghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byfG6PquTAc&feature=player_embedded#!

By "Rock n' Roll", I'm guessing he means Eddie Money.

Technically he would be a "Forkboy"

[cutout]

Podcasts where 5 different comedians are fighting to get in the last zinger, all talking over each other and canceling each other out.

[Bryan]

Podcasts where 5 different comedians are fighting to get in the last zinger, all talking over each other and canceling each other out.

Doug Loves Movies has gotten more like that since he started getting 3 guests on each show instead of just 2. Oh well - it's still usually pretty funny.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Zombies in general.

Here here.  When I started writing a book 2.5 years ago, it had zombies in it (sounds like a great book, eh?). Then the zombie zeitgeist took over, and I went back and completely excised all of it.  Replaced them with cannibals because the cannibal fad is not upon us yet (Sounds even better now, right?).

And to think...this is a book about mountain climbing.

[Sarah]

Seems to me mountain climbing and cannibalism go together like two things that go together very well.

[fonpr]

Seems to me mountain climbing and cannibalism go together like two things that go together very well.

Didn't I read a book about this combo already?

No!  Soccer players not mountain-climbers.