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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #120 on: August 20, 2008, 08:04:05 PM »
also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

No, I refuse. Gorillas, too.

Go to the Bronx Zoo and see the Congo exhibit. It is amazing.
http://www.congogorillaforest.com/congoresidents

I have enthusiasm for few things, but primates are among them and will always be. And the word orangutan is funny, no matter how you pronounce it.   

I'm with you, Senor.  Primates rule.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #121 on: August 20, 2008, 10:53:55 PM »
I hate athletes being called by their initials or even worse by their first initial and the first syllable of their last name. I saw Deron Williams called D-Will in an ESPN article today. Ugh. Sports players used to have great nicknames and now they all are ARod or AP or LT. Thanks ESPN.

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« Reply #122 on: August 20, 2008, 10:57:27 PM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

Most of the time it's about stuff that didn't even have much integrity in the first place. Transformers and GI Joe weren't raped, they put out. The harlots.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #123 on: August 20, 2008, 11:26:17 PM »
I hate athletes being called by their initials or even worse by their first initial and the first syllable of their last name. I saw Deron Williams called D-Will in an ESPN article today. Ugh. Sports players used to have great nicknames and now they all are ARod or AP or LT. Thanks ESPN.

Well, OK, but doesn't T-Scharp sound pretty sweet?

No?

J-Grote rhymes with zygote. Somebody alert Bob Dylan.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #124 on: August 21, 2008, 12:05:48 AM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

Most of the time it's about stuff that didn't even have much integrity in the first place. Transformers and GI Joe weren't raped, they put out. The harlots.

Exactly. Scooby Doo, the Brady Bunch ... why do people idealize garbage from their childhood? You can't desecrate something that stunk to begin with.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #125 on: August 21, 2008, 12:09:37 AM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

Most of the time it's about stuff that didn't even have much integrity in the first place. Transformers and GI Joe weren't raped, they put out. The harlots.

Exactly. Scooby Doo, the Brady Bunch ... why do people idealize garbage from their childhood? You can't desecrate something that stunk to begin with.

And for a more recent generation...Saved by the Bell and Full House.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #126 on: August 21, 2008, 02:18:17 AM »
also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

No, I refuse. Gorillas, too.

Go to the Bronx Zoo and see the Congo exhibit. It is amazing.
http://www.congogorillaforest.com/congoresidents

I have enthusiasm for few things, but primates are among them and will always be. And the word orangutan is funny, no matter how you pronounce it.   

I'm with you, Senor.  Primates rule.

I'm a gibbon man myself.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #127 on: August 21, 2008, 06:03:46 AM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

Most of the time it's about stuff that didn't even have much integrity in the first place. Transformers and GI Joe weren't raped, they put out. The harlots.

Exactly. Scooby Doo, the Brady Bunch ... why do people idealize garbage from their childhood? You can't desecrate something that stunk to begin with.

And for a more recent generation...Saved by the Bell and Full House.

i fucking LOVE full house.  i've got autographed head shots from danny, jesse, joey, dj and michelle.  i autographed them myself.    but everybody just assumes they're real because of the nice frames. 

i wrote this short story about full house, but it was rejected from the jodie sweetin fan site for being too controversial.  but they are assholes who publish doug fowler's gay ass fan fiction that only assholes like.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #128 on: August 21, 2008, 09:16:34 AM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

Most of the time it's about stuff that didn't even have much integrity in the first place. Transformers and GI Joe weren't raped, they put out. The harlots.

Exactly. Scooby Doo, the Brady Bunch ... why do people idealize garbage from their childhood? You can't desecrate something that stunk to begin with.

And for a more recent generation...Saved by the Bell and Full House.

i fucking LOVE full house.  i've got autographed head shots from danny, jesse, joey, dj and michelle.  i autographed them myself.    but everybody just assumes they're real because of the nice frames. 

i wrote this short story about full house, but it was rejected from the jodie sweetin fan site for being too controversial.  but they are assholes who publish doug fowler's gay ass fan fiction that only assholes like.

I'd like to read this short story.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #129 on: August 21, 2008, 09:40:33 AM »
"Man up."  Enough already.

"Shit the bed."  (Sorry, Bobo.)

wow. I didn't realize that I even used that phrase that often. I guess both of my top terms to describe something being broken are both feces-based (the other being "crapped out"). Paging Dr. Freud!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #130 on: August 21, 2008, 09:55:56 AM »
I hate athletes being called by their initials or even worse by their first initial and the first syllable of their last name. I saw Deron Williams called D-Will in an ESPN article today. Ugh. Sports players used to have great nicknames and now they all are ARod or AP or LT. Thanks ESPN.

I agree with this. Old-timey sports nicknames (particularly baseball) are right up there with gangster nicknames in terms of hilarity.
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« Reply #131 on: August 21, 2008, 12:47:33 PM »
Yeah, even if you watch the 3rd through final original Planet of the Apes movies, you won't bemoan what Tim Burton did to the franchise at all, because it could never be more hoaky and stupid than the third or fourth Planet of the Apes movies.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #132 on: August 21, 2008, 01:02:25 PM »
d-from? Doesn't exactly ring, eh? M-Nes.....M-Do.....C-Jack.....A-Breck.....K-Freed

You're right. A moratorium is called for, though I do sort of like C-pijj.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #133 on: August 21, 2008, 01:15:36 PM »
also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

No, I refuse. Gorillas, too.

Go to the Bronx Zoo and see the Congo exhibit. It is amazing.
http://www.congogorillaforest.com/congoresidents

I have enthusiasm for few things, but primates are among them and will always be. And the word orangutan is funny, no matter how you pronounce it.   

I'm with you, Senor.  Primates rule.

I'm a gibbon man myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAFWyN7A4U

(sorry, no embedding)

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #134 on: August 21, 2008, 01:17:14 PM »
In addition to mosquito bites, I really hate sweet pickles. They're the food of the devil.
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