WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[masterofsparks]

Wow. Pudge is, like, taking over and stuff.

[Steeley Chris]

I was thinking that Mike wouldn't make a great mayor because he would always be drunk in office until I realized that that's probably better than what the other candidates would be doing.

Thank you, Allison (I think). Also, let's not forget that I'm the only candidate who promised NOT to kill Tom. No Tom, no Best Show. Think about it and then vote for me: Nonmurderous Mike.

Now, you not killing Tom is what initially got my vote, but will you prevent others from killing Tom? These are the issues that matter to me.

I do like the drunkenness as well. It's totally hardhat.

[B_Buster]

Now, you not killing Tom is what initially got my vote, but will you prevent others from killing Tom? These are the issues that matter to me.

I do like the drunkenness as well. It's totally hardhat.

Of course I'll prevent others from killing Tom! I've already demonstrated as much in previous brushes with Stevie Blue and that faux fisherman.

[emma]

Now, you not killing Tom is what initially got my vote, but will you prevent others from killing Tom? These are the issues that matter to me.

I do like the drunkenness as well. It's totally hardhat.

Of course I'll prevent others from killing Tom! I've already demonstrated as much in previous brushes with Stevie Blue and that faux fisherman.

Fauxsherman?

[Raffy]

I think something drastic must be done in the name of Marky Ramone. There isn't enough discussion on how great he would be for the citizens of Newbridge. I'm stewing in my one-room basement apartment here...pictures of the other candidates on my wall...running my fist under an open flame. I'm not trying to threaten anyone, but I might go Bickle on someone in the name of Marky. Just sayin'....

[chrisfoll577]

A vote for Pudge is a vote for rationality and progress... two things have that have no place in Newbridge.

Hammerhead/Fontana '08

[daveB from Oakland]

A vote for Pudge is a vote for rationality and progress... two things have that have no place in Newbridge.

Hammerhead/Fontana '08

Can we have co-mayors if there's any ties or close votes between candidates? Or maybe a mayor and a vice-mayor? (Any mayor of Newbridge is gonna be heavily involved in vice, but you know what I'm saying ...)

Hammerhead/Fontanna would be a wild ticket. Moshpits for Christ. (Or moshpits for Fontanetics?)

[andrew in philadelphia]

not to get all toilet mouth - but what the fuck? mike is winning? by this much?

c'mon...

[zzesp]

If philly Boy Roy is elected will Roy Jr. be appointed chief of police? And if so will Roy Jr. do something to New Bridges Office Harups? That guy is all up in my beeswax man....the other night I was at the free concert at the village triangle in Old New Bridge ....well me nad bryce you know...and this Harups guy really bogarts a joint...and it don't make him mellow......anywhoooooo then it got ugly...i tried to leave and he says you're going in ...he throws a towel over my head  and drives me to somewheres in brooklyn( it was acheapass towel and I could dee through it) and brings me to this torture chamber in some guy's basement

[samir]

Who are the other disgruntled Kurt Gaistburn supporters voting for?

[Wes]

Who are the other disgruntled Kurt Gaistburn supporters voting for?

While I'm not casting my vote for either, the Halversom and Meyers campaigns seem to be most Gaistburnian. Tor Halversom is a man of action who knows how to get results and consolidate a powerbase. Dr. Meyers shares Kurt's ability to assess the strengths and weaknesses of his opponents.

[Omar]

Who are the other disgruntled Kurt Gaistburn supporters voting for?

While I'm not casting my vote for either, the Halversom and Meyers campaigns seem to be most Gaistburnian. Tor Halversom is a man of action who knows how to get results and consolidate a powerbase. Dr. Meyers shares Kurt's ability to assess the strengths and weaknesses of his opponents.

Plus, Gaistburn owns two Newbridge drug stores (Drugville and Drugboro), and Meyers wants to medicate the entire town via mist.

[Pat K]

not to get all toilet mouth - but what the fuck? mike is winning? by this much?

c'mon...

Darn right, son. A good clean mouth = a good clean VICTORY.

[Julie]

Every vote for PBR or that barbershop guy includes a vote for Mike. That's why he's winning.

[CurtBlair]

not to get all toilet mouth - but what the fuck? mike is winning? by this much?

c'mon...

You can't find the switch to turn the ski lift off,
You can't stop the dancing chicken,
And you can't stop the momentum of A.P. MIKE FOR MAYOR 2008!!