WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Poughkeepsie]

Mike's passion has me convinced that he is the man for the job.

APMIKE4LIFE

[Sarah]

Somewhere, Douglas Adams wrote about an all-knowing being who is vague, indecisive, and absolutely unwilling to wield power.  As a result, he causes less harm than a more focused deity would.  Only one candidate comes close to this flawed ideal.

Vote Pudge:  the least of evils.

[dave from knoxville]

I think Todd Palin's votes should be weighted to make up for lost time.

Republicans argue the same about Sarah's votes on the Palin/McCain ticket.

[B_Buster]

Vote Pudge:  the least of evils.

Have you forgotten Pudge's mild-mannered threats on Tom's life, Sarah? How do you square that away with "the least of evils"? I think a lot of Pudge supporters have had their minds clouded by his modest genius shtick. It reminds me of how law enforcement once fell for Vinnie "The Chin" Gigante's crazy act. Evil genius is still evil, my friends.

[B_Buster]

Mike has revealed himself to be even more awful than I initially suspected.  All of this talk about "throwing your vote away."  Pure propaganda.  He really, really, really, really, really can't be allowed to win.  Anyone but Mike™!

(Seriously)

Admit it, Jouster, you still haven't gotten over my criticisms of The Wire. That one still burns deep, doesn't it?

[Sarah]

Not at all, Mike.  I just don't believe he'd have the gumption to follow through on them. You, on the other hand, may profess not to have designs on Tom's life, but this is belied by the desperate, hushed cries for help he regularly broadcasts.

[B_Buster]

I think you would consider differently if you ever saw Pudge's rap sheet, Sarah.  It's not available to the public because he's a juvenile, but I pulled a few strings and was able to get my hands on a copy (my costume from "Schnell" came in handy for this). It's the usual laundry list of a career criminal in the making: burglary, car theft, gambling, loan sharking, hijacking, arson, and extortion. Do you really want this punk and his criminal cronies running roughshod over our beloved New Bridge, my friends?

[Wes]

You're wasting your time fighting a battle on the Pudge front, Mike. It's clear from digging into the recent poll numbers that Todd Palin has built his voter base primarily from your disaffected supporters. Marky is now in prime position to close the gap and completely shake things up in the final leg of the elections, just as he's been promising those of us in his camp all along.

You need to step up here, maybe call in a favor or two. I'm thinking a Danny Aiello Benefit Concert.

[Julie]

Mike, I'm only voting for you again. You seem sincere and a man with a bad temper is a man who can make decisions. Plus, I still hate fat kids.

[CurtBlair]

I think Todd Palin's votes should be weighted to make up for lost time.

This is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. I've got a better idea: why don't all the Todd Palin voters take their votes and flush them down the toilet.

A vote for Todd Palin = a vote for Ralph Nader or whatever douche the Libertarian Party is running in the Presidential election.

In other words, a wasted vote. So, knock yourselves out, my friends. Your boy Philly Boy Roy is going to be the next mayor of New Bridge. And, guess what? The citizens of New Bridge are going to be left holding the bag. Again.

YES. Leave those gloves off, A.P. Mike!! This last week of campaigning ought to be the foulest maelstrom of slime and slander that this dirty old town of Newbridge has ever seen!

[Jouster]

Mike has revealed himself to be even more awful than I initially suspected.  All of this talk about "throwing your vote away."  Pure propaganda.  He really, really, really, really, really can't be allowed to win.  Anyone but Mike™!

(Seriously)

Admit it, Jouster, you still haven't gotten over my criticisms of The Wire. That one still burns deep, doesn't it?

What I haven't gotten over is your lack of qualifications for the job, sir.  NO MIKE!  NO MIKE!  NO MIKE!

[Richard_From_CHI]

Mike, I'm only voting for you again. You seem sincere and a man with a bad temper is a man who can make decisions. Plus, I still hate fat kids.

WAY TO GO JULIE!!!

[Julie]

I want to vote! Is this a conspiracy against AP Mike?

[Richard_From_CHI]

I want to vote! Is this a conspiracy against AP Mike?

There is a vast right wing conspiracy against AP Mike. Bastards.

[Julie]

I want to vote! Is this a conspiracy against AP Mike?

There is a vast right wing conspiracy against AP Mike. Bastards.

Eff them! I bet some of his votes aren't even being counted.