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Who should be the winner of the 2008 Newbridge Mayubernatorial Election? Vote! I AM GOING TO RE-SET THE VOTE EVERY DAY SO THAT YOU CAN VOTE AGAIN. I AM KEEP TRACK OF AN OVERALL TALLY! You can vote ONE TIME, but for AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT THAT ONE TIME

Hammerhead (Newbridge Hardcore Party)
0 (0%)
Bishop Pablo Fontana (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Thor from Newbridge (Grassroots Movement Party)
0 (0%)
Philly Boy Roy Ziegler (unaffiliated)
8 (42.1%)
Bob (Newbridge Freedom Lovers Party)
0 (0%)
Dr. Fred Meyers (Mental Health Party)
1 (5.3%)
Marky Ramone (Gabba Gabba Hey! Party)
4 (21.1%)
Tor Halversom (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Paul from Consolidated Cardboard (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Pudge Palfner (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Zachary Brimstead, Esquire (Barberpole Party)
1 (5.3%)
Chief Ray Ploppleton (Greasy Funk Party)
0 (0%)
Associate Producer Mike (unaffiliated)
3 (15.8%)
TODD PALIN (new!)
1 (5.3%)
JOE THE PLUMBER (newer!)
1 (5.3%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 05, 2008, 03:57:12 PM

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B_Buster

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #450 on: October 23, 2008, 09:56:54 AM »
I love it, CB! Next time we meet, I'll have a "special envelope" for you.
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #451 on: October 23, 2008, 10:08:41 AM »
Quote from: CurtBlair on October 22, 2008, 11:12:26 PM
I wish I had the video editing chops to pull this off, but just let the movie play IN YOUR MIND:

Fade in. Black and white photography.

An adorable little girl in a field, clutching a daisy. The camera closes in on her. In the distance, the pleasant, pastoral sounds of a Little League baseball game: the crack of a bat, a small crowd cheering.

The girl plucks petals from the daisy, counting as she goes, endearingly mixing her numbers up.

GIRL: "Oooone ... two ... three ... four ... five ... seven ... um, six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten."

As she plucks the last petal, freeze frame. The camera zooms in, tighter and tighter, until her eyes fill the frame.

As the camera zooms in, we hear the sound of heavy, rapid footsteps, huffing and puffing, a crowd cheering "Go, Mikey, Go!" Finally, the sound of a large body sliding through dirt punctuated with a metallic clank.

CUT TO an explosion.

VOICEOVER: "Hi, this is Bob Einstein. As rib-tickling faux stuntman Super Dave Osborne, I've shown that some explosions can be funny. But no one will be laughing if Little Mikey Halversom is allowed to explode the bomb under third base. That's why I support Associate Producer Mike for Mayor of Newbridge. Remember: the only thing more ineradicable than his tattoos is his dedication to this town.

Don't let those other candidate's blow up your future. Vote A.P. Mike."

This is indeed an awesome ad, and they could even put Super Dave on camera and not have to spend any money on special effects to make it look like the bomb was melting his face off.
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Richard_From_CHI

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #452 on: October 23, 2008, 11:52:01 AM »
How is it that PBR, sworn enemy of the show, has this much support.
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angus

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #453 on: October 23, 2008, 12:11:32 PM »
Quote from: masterofsparks on October 23, 2008, 08:02:11 AM
Quote from: CurtBlair on October 22, 2008, 11:12:26 PM
I wish I had the video editing chops to pull this off, but just let the movie play IN YOUR MIND:

Fade in. Black and white photography.

An adorable little girl in a field, clutching a daisy. The camera closes in on her. In the distance, the pleasant, pastoral sounds of a Little League baseball game: the crack of a bat, a small crowd cheering.

The girl plucks petals from the daisy, counting as she goes, endearingly mixing her numbers up.

GIRL: "Oooone ... two ... three ... four ... five ... seven ... um, six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten."

As she plucks the last petal, freeze frame. The camera zooms in, tighter and tighter, until her eyes fill the frame.

As the camera zooms in, we hear the sound of heavy, rapid footsteps, huffing and puffing, a crowd cheering "Go, Mikey, Go!" Finally, the sound of a large body sliding through dirt punctuated with a metallic clank.

CUT TO an explosion.

VOICEOVER: "Hi, this is Bob Einstein. As rib-tickling faux stuntman Super Dave Osborne, I've shown that some explosions can be funny. But no one will be laughing if Little Mikey Halversom is allowed to explode the bomb under third base. That's why I support Associate Producer Mike for Mayor of Newbridge. Remember: the only thing more ineradicable than his tattoos is his dedication to this town.

Don't let those other candidate's blow up your future. Vote A.P. Mike."

Some with video-editing skill PLEASE make this happen.

This is too great an idea for this not to happen!
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Chris L

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #454 on: October 23, 2008, 12:37:44 PM »
Quote from: angus on October 23, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on October 23, 2008, 08:02:11 AM
Quote from: CurtBlair on October 22, 2008, 11:12:26 PM
I wish I had the video editing chops to pull this off, but just let the movie play IN YOUR MIND:

Fade in. Black and white photography.

An adorable little girl in a field, clutching a daisy. The camera closes in on her. In the distance, the pleasant, pastoral sounds of a Little League baseball game: the crack of a bat, a small crowd cheering.

The girl plucks petals from the daisy, counting as she goes, endearingly mixing her numbers up.

GIRL: "Oooone ... two ... three ... four ... five ... seven ... um, six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten."

As she plucks the last petal, freeze frame. The camera zooms in, tighter and tighter, until her eyes fill the frame.

As the camera zooms in, we hear the sound of heavy, rapid footsteps, huffing and puffing, a crowd cheering "Go, Mikey, Go!" Finally, the sound of a large body sliding through dirt punctuated with a metallic clank.

CUT TO an explosion.

VOICEOVER: "Hi, this is Bob Einstein. As rib-tickling faux stuntman Super Dave Osborne, I've shown that some explosions can be funny. But no one will be laughing if Little Mikey Halversom is allowed to explode the bomb under third base. That's why I support Associate Producer Mike for Mayor of Newbridge. Remember: the only thing more ineradicable than his tattoos is his dedication to this town.

Don't let those other candidate's blow up your future. Vote A.P. Mike."

Some with video-editing skill PLEASE make this happen.

This is too great an idea for this not to happen!


I think he should start getting mad at the end, a la Curb Your Enthusiasm.  "What's wrong with you, Newbridge?!  You're all idiots if you don't vote for Mike!  Idiots!"  Although that may be more terrifying than the bomb exploding. 
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #455 on: October 23, 2008, 01:40:31 PM »
Can anyone on the board do a serviceable Super Dave impression?
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #456 on: October 23, 2008, 02:34:48 PM »
I'm sure you could hire SuperDave himself for $50.00.
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #457 on: October 23, 2008, 03:18:13 PM »
Quote from: Richard_From_CHI on October 23, 2008, 02:34:48 PM
I'm sure you could hire SuperDave himself for $50.00.

He's in the book under "Einstein."
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angus

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #458 on: October 23, 2008, 03:28:07 PM »
http://www.bobeinstein.com/Photo%20Gallery/pages/vegasspectacularelvistribute.htm

Arghhh!  I'm an insert image dummy! so here's the link

Maybe one of his sidekicks could help Super Dave
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #459 on: October 23, 2008, 04:36:41 PM »
Quote from: B_Buster on October 22, 2008, 03:46:40 PM
The Larry the Perv, H Man, and Z Man endorsements are working wonders!

We're going to win this thing!

Don't forget 2007 Best Show Rookie of the Year Eddie!
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #460 on: October 24, 2008, 10:30:06 AM »
GO MIKE GO!!!
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #461 on: October 24, 2008, 01:41:33 PM »
Seriously, who is voting for Marky Ramone?
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #462 on: October 24, 2008, 01:52:37 PM »
Sorry.
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #463 on: October 24, 2008, 02:09:07 PM »
Quote from: Tomas on October 24, 2008, 01:41:33 PM
Seriously, who is voting for Marky Ramone?


I'm not.
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #464 on: October 24, 2008, 03:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Julie on October 24, 2008, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: Tomas on October 24, 2008, 01:41:33 PM
Seriously, who is voting for Marky Ramone?


I'm not.

What with the upcoming 2X-3X power vote, I've ceased voting for anyone but Mike, even Tor who never stood a snowballs chance. I think its about time for everyone to stop casting their votes as a joke (haha, Todd Palin, wouldn't that be sweet) and start thinking about the 100% real future of Newbridge. There is only one man for the job! Yes, he's is in the lead and it's not likely to change, but that's no reason to start vote-slacking. Mike in '08!
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