WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Sarah]

Or what?

[chrisfoll577]

It's clear that Chris Matthews is in the tank for both Barack Obama and Philly Boy Roy:

[ericluxury]

I think you guys forget that Tom is a scrapper and could fight off any potential murders.

Philly Boy Roy has been in studio a few times, as has Zachary Brimstead and the Gorch. None have killed him. Mike's increasingly erratic behaivor and that he is obviously power-hungry (nearly 1/2 of the posts on this thead are Mike. All of them basically say, I'll do anything to get elected). All this stuff points to the fact that we might not know the full story about Mike and whether he will try to murder Tom. We do, however, know that Pudge will stammer, Zachary will sing, and Marky will drum.
Go with the guys you know.

[Sarah]

Pudge will stammer

and possibly hide under desks.

[theyellowchair]

BREAKING NEWS:

Under the six degrees of separation logic, a vote for Marky Ramone is essentially a vote for John McCain.
 
Check it out here:

http://www.mccainblogette.com/

[Julie]

Or what?

Or you'll find out what.

[Sarah]

I'm quaking in my boots.

[Julie]

You know that bomb that's going to explode when Mike is elected?

[CurtBlair]

I had a dream last night.

I dreamt I saw A.P. Mike at a podium, looking proud and mayoral. He was shirtless, his intricately tattooed chest on full display. A crowd was cheering wildly.

He opened his mouth and spoke these simple but inspiring words: "Because he's fat, and if he sets off that bomb, lots of people are going to die."

The scene now shifts in my dream. I see the ingenious will.i.am in his studio, looping the words over and over: "Because he's fat. Because he's fat. Because he's fat." Drums, strings, and choral vocals fill the space between the words.

I see Bruno S. and Super Dave Osborne, side by side, each with an arm around the other's shoulders, intoning that solemn declaration: "Because he's fat."

The music swells.

I see Steve Ballmer brandishing a pink Zune. He holds its screen up to me: Robert Downey Jr. in camo and blackface. "Because he's fat," they say in unison. Then Downey says a toilet word.

The music grows more intense and soaring.

I see Austin Nichols and Greyson Fletcher surfing down from the heavens, bringing the word from above: "Because he's fat." Nichols, unable to help himself, adds "Butchie instead."

I see the burning letters towering fifty feet high in the air: "BECAUSE HE'S FAT." I see Mikey Halversom's chubby little jowls shaking. I see the bomb that shall not explode -- not if we put it in the careful hands of a good and responsible mayor.

I hear a choir of angels singing to me: "VOTE A.P. MIKE."

The dream ended there. I'm not entirely sure what it means.

(Also, Alicia Keys and that guy from Maroon 5 were in there somewhere. But Mike had nothing to do with that.)

[Sarah]

Big talk, Julie.  Good to see you following so slavishly in the footsteps of your candidate.

[Spike]

IF YOU ARE A GOOD AMERICAN....

I want Philly Boy Toy as Newbridge mayor and Obama as President. That will be the American way.  
MY 50th POST !!!!!!

[A.M. Thomas]

IF YOU ARE A GOOD AMERICAN....

I want Philly Boy Toy as Newbridge mayor and Obama as President. That will be the American way.  
MY 50th POST !!!!!!

Jesus.

[Richard_From_CHI]

SPIKE HAD ENDORSED PBR.

Do you really want to see It called Nembridge? Do you want to have a PBR/Spike administration.

What other reason do you need to vote for AP MIKE!!!!!!!

[A.M. Thomas]

SPIKE HAD ENDORSED PBR*.

Do you really want to see It called Nembridge? Do you want to have a PBR/Spike administration.

What other reason do you need to vote for AP MIKE!!!!!!!

*PBT.

[daveB from Oakland]

SPIKE HAD ENDORSED PBR.

Do you really want to see It called Nembridge? Do you want to have a PBR/Spike administration.

What other reason do you need to vote for AP MIKE!!!!!!!

Actually, Spike endorsed somebody named "Philly Boy Toy". I don't know what he's talking about.

But "Nembridge" sounds pretty good to me. VOTE PBR!!!!