WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[sarim]

the only hope for newbridge now is a recall

[Steve of Bloomington]

That does it, I'm moving to Cherry Hill.

[yesno]

The winds of change smell like oil & vinegar, oregano, ham.....

[Sarah]

And beer and steel (iron?).

[chrisfoll577]

And beer and steel (iron?).

You're confusing Philly with Pittsburgh... more like fires in trash cans and peanut chews.

[CurtBlair]

A.P. Mike =

[B_Buster]

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me and contributed to my campaign. It was a valiant effort. Unfortunately, this election has only confirmed my utter lack of faith in the citizens of Newbridge and in human beings in general. I could stand here (or, more accurately, sit here still somewhat intoxicated) and tell you that it is now time to put aside our differences and unite as one, but that would be complete bullshit. I predict that the election of this buffoon as our mayor will go down as the most colossal error of judgment in the history of humanity. A hundred years from now, people will marvel at the stupidity and the total absence of sense displayed by the voters in this election.

But, as the saying goes, the people of Newbridge have spoken, and they have spoken idiotically.

[Julie]

Mike, at least you didn't lose to Marky Ramone! You must feel good about that.

[todd]

marky split the vote! he's the nader of this election!

[Sarah]

I'm eager to hear the reactions of the other candidates and a cross-section of the Newbridge citizenry.

[Fido]

Delusions of grandeur are a positive vision for the future

Ah, the eminently quotable Julie. Brilliant!

[CurtBlair]

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me and contributed to my campaign. It was a valiant effort. Unfortunately, this election has only confirmed my utter lack of faith in the citizens of Newbridge and in human beings in general. I could stand here (or, more accurately, sit here still somewhat intoxicated) and tell you that it is now time to put aside our differences and unite as one, but that would be complete bullshit. I predict that the election of this buffoon as our mayor will go down as the most colossal error of judgment in the history of humanity. A hundred years from now, people will marvel at the stupidity and the total absence of sense displayed by the voters in this election.

But, as the saying goes, the people have spoken and they are idiots.

Take to the hills with gold, guns, and ammo, A.P. Mike. The true believers shall join you there. You'll teach us how to hunt, gather, and "live off the grid." And when the moment comes for us to strike, our coup will be swift and bloody.

[Spoony]

Hey Bob supporters... we did good. We made a stand. Now, it's time to show people how much we really love Freedom.

With a compound.

A very secure, very armed compound.

Send a flashlight signal if you're with me. Shhhh...

C

[B_Buster]

Take to the hills with gold, guns, and ammo, A.P. Mike. The true believers shall join you there. You'll teach us how to hunt, gather, and "live off the grid." And when the moment comes for us to strike, our coup will be swift and bloody.

It's funny you mention that, CB, because I've been reading Havana Nocturne by T. J. English about the mob and the Cuban revolution and it's given me a few ideas, to say the least (organized strikes, sabotage, kidnappings, violence, selective assassinations, attacks against anything Philly-related, generalized mayhem, etc.). I will drop you a line when the secret meetings begin.

[B_Buster]

Mike, at least you didn't lose to Marky Ramone! You must feel good about that.

Yeah, I didn't lose to one of a handful of surviving members of a band that is mostly deceased. I couldn't feel better!