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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2370 on: March 29, 2013, 03:24:10 PM »
In the 90s Toronto amalgamated the city and the suburbs/exurbs into a single municipal body - in principle a cost-saving measure. Since then the mayor's office has bounced back and forth between suburban mayors and urban mayors. The 'burbs and the city proper have very different priorities, and this ongoing conflict between the two groups has prevented much-needed progress in many areas. In Mayor Ford's case, it's kind of a blessing that he's so ineffectual, since he can't manage to execute his idiotic schemes.

In general, it's true that Toronto is pretty progressive.

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« Reply #2372 on: March 30, 2013, 06:19:43 PM »
In general, it's true that Toronto is pretty progressive.

When he was elected I was reminded of the old Pauline Kael quote about Nixon's reelection. I don't know anybody personally who would have dreamed of voting for him and it almost seemed like a prank at the time.

But it's a very big municipality and when I drive out to the suburbs and even the neighborhoods just outside the city core, most of which are pretty depressing places to spend time, I can see why those people voted for the guy who reflected their resentment of the downtowners.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2373 on: April 30, 2013, 12:29:33 PM »
Disgraced South Carolina ex-governor and weirdo Mark Sanford "enjoys digging holes on [his] property with his hydraulic excavator to 'unwind.'" This reminds me of something AP Mike once said about how a typical New Jersey boyhood is spent, only he was talking about boys in New Jersey, not adult men of affairs elected to high office. A kid died in one of those holes, too.

http://scsoapbox.com/politics/2013/04/29/what-we-missed-in-mark-sanfords-divorce-papers/

Also of note is that his ex-wife saw fit to include in their divorce agreement that he be enjoined from flying airplanes at children.  Yes, that's what it says: "No airplanes will be flown at children."
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2374 on: May 17, 2013, 06:19:01 PM »
Chris Hadfield's great Space Oddity video had me feeling pretty good about being Canadian for awhile. I mean, I kind of want to be too cool to be impressed by this guy, but he makes me swoon. A friend said recently, "As a liberal, I believe that everyone is equal. Except astronauts, who are better than everyone else."

But then Toronto Mayor Ford had to go and get videotaped smoking crack. This fuckin guy. He just doesn't stop. Someone compiled a google spreadsheet of Ford's scandals and gaffes. It's pretty impressive, in a way. But in another way, it's totally humiliating that this goon is our mayor.

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« Reply #2375 on: May 17, 2013, 09:11:00 PM »
I haven't seen BoingBoing since that video surfaced. Cory Doctorow has a real h-on for that guy.
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« Reply #2376 on: May 18, 2013, 12:13:42 AM »
Someone compiled a google spreadsheet of Ford's scandals and gaffes. It's pretty impressive, in a way. But in another way, it's totally humiliating that this goon is our mayor.

To coin a possible oxymoron, this is a truly epic spreadsheet. Here's a good item from it: "A St. Patrick's Day reveller reports seeing Ford “stumbling down the street … inebriated and sweaty but in a jovial way” and tells him "You're the worst mayor ever." Ford allegedly walks over, kissed her on the forehead, and responds, “I know, but I try.” Ford then heads into a private room in the Bier Markt on the Esplanade, where a staffer describes him as “incoherent” and “hammered.” The DJ working that night reports Ford is fighting and carrying on "like an idiot.” After “storming the dance floor,” Ford is asked to leave and escorted out by his own staff and members of the restaurant's security team".

This dude is Chris Farley, right? I'm thinking Chris Farley faked his death, went underground, and re-emerged as Rob Ford. With that receding hairline, he looks like he could be one of those age-progressed "What would he look like now" photoshop jobs.
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2377 on: June 06, 2013, 11:27:58 AM »
Is Chris Christy secretly a Snorlax with political ambitions in disguise? Am I right everybody?

p.s. Snorlax is a type of Pokémon

p.s.s this was a funny joke  ;D
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2378 on: June 06, 2013, 12:23:28 PM »
Is Chris Christy secretly a Snorlax with political ambitions in disguise? Am I right everybody?

p.s. Snorlax is a type of Pokémon

p.s.s this was a funny joke  ;D
This entire post went right over my head.
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« Reply #2379 on: June 06, 2013, 12:40:47 PM »




Could be!
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« Reply #2380 on: June 06, 2013, 01:46:29 PM »
This entire post went right over under my head.
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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« Reply #2381 on: June 06, 2013, 11:16:03 PM »
This entire post went right over under my head.

These kids, right Freddyrriixxxxxxx?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2382 on: June 07, 2013, 09:56:42 AM »
How did the campaign to raise enough money to buy the video of Mayor Ford smoking crack go?

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« Reply #2383 on: June 07, 2013, 11:04:21 AM »
Oh man. Where to start? This story has been consuming me...

After the story broke initially, Mayor Ford went into hiding for about a week. Then the Globe and Mail (Canada's major national daily) wrote a long story about the Ford family's long history with drugs: apparently his brother and current city councillor Doug Ford was a medium-level (pounds, not ounces) hash dealer in the 80s. Also another brother kidnapped someone over a drug debt and their sister was involved with drug dealers and the white power movement.


Councillor Doug Ford today - who would believe this guy was a drug dealer?

Suddenly, Rob Ford re-entered the public eye with a new spring in his step, making bold declarations that no video existed. It was business as usual at Toronto City Hall! And over the next week, six of his senior staffers were fired (for telling him to go to rehab) or resigned (because he refuses to go to rehab). Meanwhile, the media was camped out in front of the Mayor's office, and Ford just kept saying "Everything's great!" and refusing to address any questions about smoking crack.

Gawker met its goal, but the guys with the video had gone underground. Then it came out that people in the Mayor's office had gone to the police because they knew where the video was and they were worried that it was connected to a murder that had occurred. (Two of the guys that are in the widely-circulated photo of Ford were shot in March, one of them died.) Ford continued to deny that such a video existed, but there are reports that he himself was interviewed by the police about the whereabouts of the video...



Then, the address of the apartment that had at one time housed the video became public knowledge. It's a rundown apartment in a highrise that has a lot of drug trade. The National Post (a Ford-friendly paper, in principle) reported that the current resident had seen the video, confirmed its authenticity, and discussed his involvement in a plan to shoot a FAKE Ford/crack video with a lookalike named Slurpy in order to discredit the ACTUAL video. Slurpy, who hasn't been publicly identified, eventually backed out of this plan because he was afraid.

The original owners of the video eventually communicated to Gawker that the video is gone, and they don't want to be involved anymore. Ford is extremely popular in the Somali community, and there apparently has been a ton of pressure on the video owners from their neighbours.

Ford continues to publicly deny that there is a video of him smoking crack, and most people assume that he purchased it himself right around the time that he got his mojo back.

Recently the house in the background of that photo above was identified as belonging to old friends of Ford. And, oh yeah, it's also a crack house, more or less.

His approval ratings (which, to be fair are only so-so) haven't budged during the whole thing. But there are new revelations and wrinkles coming out every day. Thank god I'm unemployed, so I can give it the attention it deserves.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #2384 on: June 07, 2013, 05:18:06 PM »
Oh man. Where to start? This story has been consuming me...
[...] Thank god I'm unemployed, so I can give it the attention it deserves.

You should call The Best Show with this.
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