Humorless Politics Thread

[Martin]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

[chrisfoll577]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

Well I know for a fact Boston is historically more patriotic than any other place in America.  We started this patriot shit and this is the thanks we get?

Hey, do you like the Dropkick Murphy's? I was just listening to "Shipping up to Boston"
damn, that song rox

The Dropkick Murphy's represent everything I hate about this city. They are a disgrace.

[erika]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Dude... she's a socialist not a facist!

God...

[Trembling Eagle]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

Well I know for a fact Boston is historically more patriotic than any other place in America.  We started this patriot shit and this is the thanks we get?

Hey, do you like the Dropkick Murphy's? I was just listening to "Shipping up to Boston"
damn, that song rox

The Dropkick Murphy's represent everything I hate about this city. They are a disgrace.

rocking song though
u got to admit

[Stupornaut]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Dude... she's a socialist not a facist!

God...

Try telling that to Jonah Goldberg.

[Andy]

[emma]

So Trembling Eagle, Sarah Palin must be like some kind of femme fatale to you. Mad hot but totally evil, right?

precisely.

I'm really taken with her as a female, disgusted by her politics and wary of her as a person.

If I were so inclined I might politely point out that there is no difference between a female and a person.

But you know that already.

[Sarah]

My hero!

[samir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fXaJmDbsY

[Beth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fXaJmDbsY

That was pretty funny!

The  John Woo one could have used a few more explosions and some white doves.

[Fido]

the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Keep it under your hat, Martin. You might be giving the enemy some (PhotoShop) ideas.

[Phantom Hugger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fXaJmDbsY

That was pretty funny!

The  John Woo one could have used a few more explosions and some white doves.

I expected the pieces of the constitution to come fluttering down endlessly like a slow motion blizzard of feathers.

[buffcoat]

In my day, yokels were limited to "stop animation" for their clever little videos.  All we had was "Hardware Wars" and we loved it, even though we didn't really know what a waffle iron was anymore.


The Wes Anderson one is the best.  "Probably not."

[Martin]

That video could have been 10000x more fun with a proper budget, but what are you gonna do? I also kept waiting for doves.

[yesno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB5CLV18NBw

There is basically no difference between Fonz in this video and the Gorch.

Also, I once cited Fonzie's inability to say "I was wrong" in a paper.