One time I drew a bath and had a Coors light beer in the bath. I think it was too hot or something because I got really sick afterwards. Like, feverish and nauseous.
When I used to be a smoker, there was nothing more depressing than having a nice cigarette in the bath, sort of like, what is it, Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters? That Salinger story where the kid is trying to have a bath or shower and his mom keeps lighting cigarettes in the bathroom? Gross. But awesome