I don't really watch this show ever, but my father is watching an episode of it (I'm assuming a rerun) on the Food Network and I'm sort of listening to him talk to the TV - a few minutes ago, the judges told a girl her egg was completely undercooked and he went "THIRTY MORE SECONDS AND THAT'S A COOKED EGG AND FUCK YOU, DICK!"
We take our television very seriously around here.
Also, he has been looking over my shoulder every ten seconds as I type this. He wants to know if there's an emoticon with a chef's hat I can put in.
This absolutely charmed me. And, yes, the judges wereridiculously strict about that egg--although Jamie was a dunce for thinking she could cook a duck egg in two-and-a-half minutes.
I thought last night's episode was dull. Not enough cooking. I know it's hard when there are still a lot of contestants, but it still bothers me.
I continue to like Carla, as long as she doesn't talk about the universe and sech. Now that Alex is gone, she's the last nice one standing.
Re Danny, anyone who says of himself that he's "very charismatic" deserves scorn. He's a more competent cook that I first gave him credit for, but what a turd.
Of the outlanders, Fabio makes decent food and benefits enormously from his cute little Italian ways; Stefan, however, seems subdued. I begin to wonder if he'll make it to the final three.
Element of suspense: Will Leah and Hosea get kicked off for fucking? Tune in during weeks to come to find out!
