Author Topic: When is it okay to punch someone in the face  (Read 6454 times)

Come on, Jason

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2008, 03:35:41 PM »
When someone texts me to let me know they emailed me.
Come on.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2008, 03:55:16 PM »
When someone texts me to let me know they emailed me.
Come on.

i just did this!  sure, its inappropriate but it has come down to dropping the hint "check your email because you wanted me to send you this track/video/link because i cant be on AOL IM all the time and you dont log into your hotmail account ever."

erechoveraker

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2008, 04:07:52 PM »
When television cooks repeatedly say "E. V. O. O." instead of the normal way - you're not saving enough time to justify constantly using this acronym, and it just makes you sound like an asshole.

erechoveraker

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2008, 04:08:10 PM »
Also, people who whine about television cooks, those guys're the worst. POW!

crumbum

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2008, 11:26:53 AM »
My girlfriend was returning home in our truck a few weeks ago, and when she turned into the laneway behind our street a man in an SUV was trying to exit. Since it's a narrow lane, there was a momentary stalemate and then my girlfriend kindly backed out onto the street and circled the block to re-enter.

When she got to the lane entrance again, the man in the SUV had parked, gotten out of his car and was waiting to tell her that she should learn to 'use [her] brain!' because rather than circling the block she could have just backed out, waited for him to leave and driven in again. He repeated the phrase 'use your brain' a few times before she drove on, speechless.

As a side note, this man's garage is located furthest in the lane, and he keeps the last 10 feet or so of PUBLIC SPACE cordoned off with a chain. When we had our first big snowstorm a few weeks ago, he used his snowblower to build a huge snowbank against our neighbor's garage door.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: When is it okay to punch someone in the face
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2008, 11:47:15 AM »
ew brother.  he sounds like a real piece, crumbum. 

a lady at work lets her 14-yr old niece bother people at the mall, telling them they "stepped in something" and then walking off, leaving them perplexed.  its not my thing, but she's fourteen and its harmless.  last weekend, she pulled this manuever on a stereotypical, big, burly guy and he followed them around the mall telling her she was acting like a child and whined, "she needs to stop telling people they stepped in something!"

at that point, punch the crybaby in the face.