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Andy

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #120 on: December 05, 2008, 02:17:02 PM »
I'm sending a variety of pickled products (eggs, okra, pigs feet, etc...)
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

erika

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #121 on: December 05, 2008, 02:24:55 PM »
And, based on Andy's previous post, we all know what they're pickled in.
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Martin

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #122 on: December 05, 2008, 03:31:08 PM »
I'm sending mine out next week. With any luck it will arrive in time for the Big Day, but you never know with ocean liners these days.

erika

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #123 on: December 05, 2008, 03:34:00 PM »
My recipient should open mine whenever they get it or at least within a day. It will include something somewhat perishable. I'll try to send it as close to xmas as I can.
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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #124 on: December 05, 2008, 10:51:22 PM »
I've drawn a complete and total blank for mine, although I have a few ideas that still might pan out.

THIS IS HARD, SANTA.

Beth

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #125 on: December 06, 2008, 02:50:01 PM »
Wow I got mine today. That was quick, Santa. But I don't know who you are on the boards. Perhaps you really are Gene Simmons?



I'm floored. The poetry of his writing is second to none. This book also comes with a velvet elastic closure, and a satin ribbon to mark my place. Classsssssy.

Julie

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #126 on: December 06, 2008, 06:28:25 PM »
Am I allowed to ask the person whose name I got what they would like or am I supposed to send my gift anonymously?
I have a long history of booing

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #127 on: December 06, 2008, 06:39:20 PM »
Am I allowed to ask the person whose name I got what they would like or am I supposed to send my gift anonymously?

They should find out who you are when they get your gift.

Dan B

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #128 on: December 06, 2008, 08:19:02 PM »
Oh, I probably should have put my actual name in the gift note.   Glad you like the book, Beth.  I didn't know  it was going to have a ribbon bookmark.  That's awesome.

Sarah

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #129 on: December 07, 2008, 08:00:18 AM »
I didn't identify myself, but my Santee will be able to figure out who I am without too much trouble if s/he so chooses.

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #130 on: December 07, 2008, 02:04:21 PM »
I did identify myself, but I'm pretty sure my person already knows who has his/her name.

My person can feel free to open the package at any time. Nothing perishable or time-sensitive inside, but I don't mind if he/she doesn't want to wait.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #131 on: December 07, 2008, 02:42:37 PM »
I'm too am stumped what to get my Santee. They posted what they would actually like but I feel like something more is in order...I forgot how anxious i get when trying to pick out a good gift!
He's this soulless bastard from Siberia. I once saw him shove Fred Savage's face in a toilet.

Beth

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #132 on: December 08, 2008, 12:33:51 PM »
Oh, I probably should have put my actual name in the gift note.   Glad you like the book, Beth.  I didn't know  it was going to have a ribbon bookmark.  That's awesome.

It is! And I say, who better to write about prostitution from a semi-feminist perspective than Gene Simmons? Am I right, people?

The intro goes something like this:
One day, long ago, two Neanderthals were nestled together in their cave, a chick and a dude. The chick said to the dude, "I want you to go out into the freezing cold and risk your life hunting for me, while I stay in this nice warm cave. But don't worry, I've got something to give you in return----sex!" So the dude hunted, then came back and banged his chick, and it made her feel powerful, or something.

I'm paraphrasing, of course, but it's not too far off from how he writes.

POETRY.

Kim Kelly

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #133 on: December 10, 2008, 10:47:25 AM »
I almost forgot to call in gay today and not buy anything.

My little elf, your presents are gift wrapped and ready to be shipped as soon as I'm done striking today.
Too soon?

Martin

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Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread
« Reply #134 on: December 10, 2008, 11:12:28 AM »
Holy s-hit, only two weeks to go! I gotta get on this.