Oh, I probably should have put my actual name in the gift note. Glad you like the book, Beth. I didn't know it was going to have a ribbon bookmark. That's awesome.
It is! And I say, who better to write about prostitution from a semi-feminist perspective than Gene Simmons? Am I right, people?
The intro goes something like this:
One day, long ago, two Neanderthals were nestled together in their cave, a chick and a dude. The chick said to the dude, "I want you to go out into the freezing cold and risk your life hunting for me, while I stay in this nice warm cave. But don't worry, I've got something to give you in return----sex!" So the dude hunted, then came back and banged his chick, and it made her feel powerful, or something.
I'm paraphrasing, of course, but it's not too far off from how he writes.
POETRY.