So I received a package today from Forrest in Manhattan and, turns out,
IT'S THE BEST FUCKING SECRET SANTA GIFT EVER.
An explanation:

Supertramp's
Breakfast in America LP as autographed by Tom Scharpling, Paul F. Tompkins, Fred Armisen, and Todd Barry:

"It's me! FOT 4 life!"

Either Todd or Fred's signature; not sure.
9/11 joke?
"Best of luck!"

Thanks very much, Forrest, for an excellent gift!
Also thank you to Tom, Paul, Fred, and Todd for lending their signatures! Amazing gift!