Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[erika]

My god is an everything bagel that turns into a kitty.

[Jack from Arkansas]

"soon your ass will go flat and your belly will get big."

[thom]

I'm sorry I'm throwing beans at you.

[sushi cowboy]

"Sure, it’s ideal that Hawkeye and Trapper’s surgical gowns can be put to good use in 5,000 years, but practically speaking it’s a long shot"

[colonel panic]

I didn't say this but yesno did:

"That's definitely Genius Bar shit."

I'm just waiting for a moment to drop this at work.

[DoodleJump!]

I don't think it's good for me; it's white and very greasy.

[Martin]

I didn't say this, someone else did, but it's pretty great. In a liquor store today I heard this:

"Do you have any red wine that's good to drink in a bath tub?"

[snogrog]

Probably quoting "Notorious" which I watched last night (holy moley that movie was bad.)

"Keep the suspendahs. Lose the shirt."

or referencing some slang in the movie to a friend.

"You mean your momma-duece?"

[buffcoat]

Probably quoting "Notorious" which I watched last night (holy moley that movie was bad.)

"Keep the suspendahs. Lose the shirt."

or referencing some slang in the movie to a friend.

"You mean your momma-duece?"

The Hitchcock movie of the same name is quite good.

[erika]

It's only 740 euro... I'm going to book it!

[colonel panic]

"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."

[Martin]

"If it's a gas leak, why do I smell smoke?"

[Chris L]

"I would hate him even without the date rape.  That's just the raping on the cake."

[erika]

"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."

Oh no. Are you in IT?

[samir]

"Well, that's just more laundry than I could handle"

(someone said this to me)